So i found a coli brehette on tinder.

[BOBN]

Ok so I made a Tinder profile with only my bare torso showing as a gatekeeper pic as a way to aggressively eliminate all "hey i'm not looking for pee-pee" fronting types and leave me with a list of only abominable sketels to dip from. Demonic activity but lets not dwell on that now.

But no simp I just saw the profile of a young lady i'd quite like to spend all my money on and save from Tinder, marry, then let take half. Being a ravishing man I feel like not posting a face shot will have cost me and i've prob been swiped left into oblivion.

So I beg of one of you IT cert geniuses with your reverse image searches and whatnot, find me my queens fb page


Whitney, 26, London

Pic:

Oops, nearly forgot I wasnt an American coli breh, I said LONDON breh. Pic:

Spoiler

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Oops, nearly forgot I wasnt an American coli breh, I said LONDON breh. Pic:

Spoiler

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

Don't know what's worse... the naivety or just straight up bullshyting.

And they wonder why songs like "loyal" get made lol.

Its fukking darn right disgusting, these hoes are nasty as fukk. bytch trying to drop some bullshyt about being on tinder to socialize. This is the one time a man should get a pass for laying the pimp hand down lying ass harlot needs to recognize she a hoe.

 

[karim]

It's not a "honeymoon" situation. Like I said, you don't know anything about him, how long I've known him, etc. I'm happy until I'm happy and same goes for him. That's just how shyt goes for anyone.

sounds like you're a sidechick or he isn't really to serious with you

anyways, i learned from this thread that networking is the new euphemism for catfishing

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

I WROTE ON THERE THAT I AM NOT LOOKING FOR THAT. How much more direct can I be? If they're assuming that maybe I'm frontin' or just saying that, that's on them, not me. My intentions are clear as day.

He has nothing to worry about. I'm crazy about him. I don't give a shyt about some stupid optics...that's exactly what it all comes down to. I know how it is and where my loyalty is.

Been off the market.

I don't give a shyt about Valentine's Day though...gonna be watching the All Stars

Did you not make this quote?, you tried to spin this one way initially which means your a fukking liar.

 

[BOBN]

Wan more?

Spoiler

No side on booty shots
No animal print
No satanic piercings
Adequate grammar


But what will happen when Idris Elba or (Leo Di Caprio if shes ) come through her TV job?

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Wan more?

Spoiler

No side on booty shots
No animal print
No satanic piercings
Adequate grammar


But what will happen when Idris Elba or (Leo Di Caprio if shes ) come through her TV job?

A brotha can dream

 

[BOBN]

If i'm talking to/serious with a chick and i see any kind of dating/hookup app on her phone or an active profile. I'm going to stop investing in the relationship wholeheartedly and start "networking" too and make some "connections" my damn self...but that's just me. I don't give a fukk if you are the creator of the app. Call it what you want so you can sleep easy at night but it looks

Its nothing to do with sleeping easy at night and everything to do with having a fantastic alibi.

@Desirous is only a baby in the preemptive disclaimer ruse. I've seen escorts broadcast the fact that they "manage" escorts. She could have her number on an escorting site attached to a profile and it would be explained away as "managing escorts".

Know the game

 

[Deaf2twothirds]

You don't need to say it, the fact that you're trying to push it as some "networking" site is utterly ridiculous, the only thing it's networking is sexual organs. Like I said, this is like a dude hitting up the backpages for hookers to do his taxes, I mean yeah you can use them like that but nobody with any sense will believe that's all you're using it for.



Spare me the nonsense, you're insulting everyone's intelligence with this that's why everyone is hitting you with the Again, it's a dating app, that is what it's intended for and that is what the vast majority of people are using it for.



You're repeating yourself because people aren't sure if you're trolling or not at this point You just keep saying networking over and over again, it's like when those tech companies just repeat the word "Synergy" about everything. You're talking to dudes that want to fukk you, and you're only "networking" with dudes that aren't ugly and I bet you don't have a single pic with your boyfriend on there, cause you know that shyt would make the dudes scatter

White women yall, white women. And the other women on here ain't cause they know they'd be at their guys neck if they were on Tinder to "network"

be #HOH on other nikkas hoes brehs. But u made some valid points

 

[EA]

This thread has been informative to say the least

 

[Gifted one]

The hilarious part is this woman keeps trying to rationalize her story like we going to believe it Did she put pics of her bf/husband on tinder too? Date white women brehs

 

[RiffRaff]

These chicks out here really trying to play someone

I've gotta give ol girl props though that is a creative excuse. Gonna use that networking line in the future

She's going to meet up at the bar with some Morris Chestnut looking mfer for "networking"

Brehette: So over Tinder you told me you were interested in my line of work, what made you interested?

Breh:

Brehette: I told you I wasn't looking for hookups

Breh:

Brehette: *Remembers last week when her boyfriend embarrassed her in front of company*
"You are attractive, so what do you do for fun?"

Breh:

 

[Colicat]

No shade but shes a white woman, why would we? Lmao

Shade

 

[Kenny West]

white bytches dawg....they take being disingenuous to a whole new level man, I can't with this thread

That networking excuse is gold tho....im holding on to that one. girls be coming up with somegrimy ass game

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

The Coli is on a roll

You know shyt is real when Coli nikkas ain't for a White bytch