So I found this cougar group on FB....

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I went out with this 52 year old from work the other day. She was cool during our short chats in the past, but spending a couple hours with her I could tell she was crazy and divorced for a reason.

Had to Nino her quick.

Exactly!
I pulled the same move back in 95.
Took this older female that waitressed at my restaurant out for dinner in manhattan. Figured I'd wine and dine her and slide into them hips of hers...nope. The woman showed her insane side on the cab ride down to the restaurant. Couldn't get rid of her fast enough...ugh.

i'm betting that FB Group is a bunch of washed-up, beaten-out old heffas that got played by the game and looking to rope some young sucka into wifing them up when they have NOTHING to offer. The one thing they DO have to offer is fading fast...

 

[Sithlord Piff]

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I was always told to stay away from 40+ yr old women that never were married or never had kids.
But this 45yr old Spanish woman I was smashing for a solid month had some good juicy p*ssy. The way she could give head with no hands and ride dikk.

I still get after shocks when I think about how she used to say "oooh daddy..." when I'd slide up in her

But dealing with her was like dealing with a emotionally unstable teenager.

See...that's the tradeoff.
There ain't one "Cougar" that I've known and dealt with (friends or fukkin) that wasn't like that.
The hormones make em as wacky as a damn emotional teenager.
Right now, I'm lookin at the 50+ crowd...40's is just hittin menopause and wacky as fukk.
Not worth the trouble.

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Every stretch mark on the tittys is like a stripe they earned, that's how you know they will fukk your brains out

 

[El negrito de tejas]

See...that's the tradeoff.
There ain't one "Cougar" that I've known and dealt with (friends or fukkin) that wasn't like that.
The hormones make em as wacky as a damn emotional teenager.
Right now, I'm lookin at the 50+ crowd...40's is just hittin menopause and wacky as fukk.
Not worth the trouble.

You have a point they get in their feelings real quick if you do something they don't like.
I

 

[JuvenileHell]

Me: What the hell

 

[JuvenileHell]

Make no mistake, those cougars would probably make you nut so hard your chest caves in.

 

[FaygoMI]

You have a point they get in their feelings real quick if you do something they don't like.
I

Very true, however, they always start out with me on some oh you just a youngin this ain't serious blah blah blah.

Then they fall in love with me

Nah bytch you said you didn't want me catching feelings. We just friends

Partly my fault, I enjoy the company of women much more then men and always treat the women too good.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

My French MILF awakened a part of me never knew existed. Them older broads got the experience and all I can say she say call her mommy and I damn sure did

I address my mom as "mommy" no thanks

 

[King Poetic]

cougar group


more like bytches who couldn't find that one good nikka or simp to save them and it's back to the 80's and 90's trying to relive that back to the future shyt

 

[Crayola Coyote]

bet you she got peppermints in her glove compartment

Her: I'll buy you Burger King ..my treat.. honey

Me:

 

[GoPro]

Exactly!
I pulled the same move back in 95.
Took this older female that waitressed at my restaurant out for dinner in manhattan. Figured I'd wine and dine her and slide into them hips of hers...nope. The woman showed her insane side on the cab ride down to the restaurant. Couldn't get rid of her fast enough...ugh.

i'm betting that FB Group is a bunch of washed-up, beaten-out old heffas that got played by the game and looking to rope some young sucka into wifing them up when they have NOTHING to offer. The one thing they DO have to offer is fading fast...

Word up. And aint nothing worse than an old broad trying to act young. bytch 52 years old talkmbout how she loves that new Rae Sremmurd .

Doing the dougie in the whip. Ol girl had me like this on the inside

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

They just have that wisdom.

I kicked it with a 42 year old a few years back during New Years.

She made me a bunch of food.Egg plant lasagna, baked chicken, and these BOMB azz chocolate chip/oatmeal cookies.Muhfukkas was thicker than brownies.Chewy, milk chocolate chunks, and buttery as hell

After eating all that, 3 rounds of intense fukking, and a glass of Crown Royal---felt like I was going to die.

I felt faint & shaky.


This lady went in her kitchen cabinet pulling out herbs, water, and a bag of energy bars.


Laid my head on her double d chest & massaged my cranium like a pet dog until I fell into a power nap.


Woke up like 30 minutes later with her still holding me.


Took her back in the room for rd 4.She still wasn't done with the generosity.Told me to just lay down while she hopped on top and rode my dikk like she was in the hula hoop olympics.Ended up being the best nutt of the night----Top 3 nutt I ever bust


My shyt still bricks up when I think about.

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