So i got approached by a pyramid scheme nikka today

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A Nikka wit braids and a chopper suit stopped me on the street and started asking me if i wanted to a make a change in my financial situation :mjlol: i knew exactly where it was going so i told him im good.

He then had a scripted rebuttle and asked something like why wouldnt you want to take control of my life

So i stopped him and said im in real estate and thats the only thing im focussed on right now. Hes like "ok sorry"

Whole thing was scripted..i felt like educating the brother on this pyramid scam bullshyt but its friday, i was saucy and i really dont have the patience :manny:

Soon as i got back to the whip i though about the coli :mjlol:
 
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Why are pyramid schemes making a comeback so hard right now? Those shyts were dormant during the heart of the Recession, yet here they are again:hartwtf:oh well, fukk that dumb shyt

Pyramid Schemes, especially MLMs, are usually a product of wealthy elites. Right now times are historically great for the top 10%. and they have time and extra funds to invest in tricking more poor and working class folks.
 

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Pyramid Schemes, especially MLMs, are usually a product of wealthy elites. Right now times are historically great for the top 10%. and they have time and extra funds to invest in tricking more poor and working class folks.

*Rich dudes sitting around playing PS4*

:smugfavre: - I'm bored, want to do another MLM? :ehh:

:smugbiden: - Sure, why not? We gonna actually sell a product this time?

:smugfavre: - Nah, just dreams. What's gonna be our target demographic? Young college students, empty nesters, widows----

:mjpls: - Nah, just leave that to me. :mjpls:
 

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*Rich dudes sitting around playing PS4*

:smugfavre: - I'm bored, want to do another MLM? :ehh:

:smugbiden: - Sure, why not? We gonna actually sell a product this time?

:smugfavre: - Nah, just dreams. What's gonna be our target demographic? Young college students, empty nesters, widows----

:mjpls: - Nah, just leave that to me. :mjpls:


Probably went something like this:

Rich Dude 1: *tosses eight $100 bills into fire* I'm running low on my cash-burning cash
Rich Dude 2: That's not good. Want to sell non-existent hope?
Rich Dude 1: I don't think I have the time to start a congregation or a new religion.
Rich Dude 2: * feeds steak to White Tiger* Nah, we can sell them a tool to find deals online
Rich Dude 1: Why wouldn't they use Google?
Rich Dude 2: Because we'll make a nice website and populate it with terms out of a 1980s motivational business seminar
Rich Dude 1: *pays prostitute to fan him* I'm listening
Rich Dude 2: Yea, and we'll have levels to it and all the money will come to us.


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Why are pyramid schemes making a comeback so hard right now? Those shyts were dormant during the heart of the Recession, yet here they are again:hartwtf:oh well, fukk that dumb shyt
Because more and more people want the quick way to a lavish lifestyle
 

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Why are pyramid schemes making a comeback so hard right now? Those shyts were dormant during the heart of the Recession, yet here they are again:hartwtf:oh well, fukk that dumb shyt

I've seen it as a replacement of the real estate schemes they had going on during the bubble. Selling the same dream but they waited until the economy started recovering.
 

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:mjlol:

A Nikka wit braids and a chopper suit stopped me on the street and started asking me if i wanted to a make a change in my financial situation :mjlol: i knew exactly where it was going so i told him im good.

He then had a scripted rebuttle and asked something like why wouldnt you want to take control of my life

So i stopped him and said im in real estate and thats the only thing im focussed on right now. Hes like "ok sorry"

Whole thing was scripted..i felt like educating the brother on this pyramid scam bullshyt but its friday, i was saucy and i really dont have the patience :manny:

Soon as i got back to the whip i though about the coli :mjlol:
Residual income :ufdup:
 
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