So, I had a flat tire the other day...

[Non Sequitur]

she was strong and independent, she didn't need your assistance changing that tire

See, you're just playing, but if you ask her about it that's pretty much what she would say

 

[Non Sequitur]

Nope, my father told me to never date a man who can't change a tire.



You didn't see the cant/won't? You're still a bytch tho.

Eat a thousand wee-wee's and die

 

[Chief]

Eat a thousand wee-wee's and die

coz you thought you were doing to get daps for being "the man"

 

[Non Sequitur]

coz you thought you were doing to get daps for being "the man"

Whatever you say there, chief.

 

[concise]

...and I let my wife change it. In the rain. How much of a scumbag does that make me?

A moderate scumbag if:
it was a steady rain or heavier
it was somewhere in your neighborhood

A slight scumbag if:
it was just a drizzle
you actually taught her how to change a tire

Not at all if:
you had an argument in the previous 24 hours.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

i blame drake

and flouride

 

[Will Ross]

she allowed it so your not at fault. Now if you don't know how to change a tire then you lost

 

[Non Sequitur]

A moderate scumbag if:
it was a steady rain or heavier
it was somewhere in your neighborhood

A slight scumbag if:
it was just a drizzle
you actually taught her how to change a tire

Not at all if:
you had an argument in the previous 24 hours.

It was barely a drizzle and our entire relationship is one protracted argument, occasionally interrupted by sex

 

[SumBlackguyz]

i blame drake

and flouride

and chem trails

 

[concise]

It was barely a drizzle and our entire relationship is one protracted argument, occasionally interrupted by sex

only 10% scumbag

 

[Non Sequitur]

she allowed it so your not at fault. Now if you don't know how to change a tire then you lost

She actually prefers to do shyt like this. My coworkers have been giving me shyt about it, so i wanted to see where the coli landed on the issue

 

[Non Sequitur]

were you in the car?

Nah, i was standing next to the car smoking a cigarette like

 

[Kuuuuush]

I don't know how either

Triple A hooks it up for me though

 

[Black Magisterialness]

A man not changing a tire is like a women not cooking.

so basically its normal?

Things like this make the argument of Feminism stupid....you want to be totally equal fine...you gon change tires and shyt like that....don't pull the lady card then preach "equality for women".

I'll change tires because all the females i date are lady like...but the very minute she wanna be on some equal, feminism shyt...ima hit her with the

and tell her the car need fixin.

 

[DarlingNikki]

Eat a thousand wee-wee's and die

I won't disrespect you because we're fellow breh's, but eat a bowl of baby dikks you floral hand lotion using cock gobbler.