So a bunch of people are at a friend's house, getting our after-game drink on, and this little muddafukka (like 4'3 or some shyt) was getting all hype off his half of a wine cooler.
So I bust out laughing, at something completely unrelated to this midget, and this little dude starts popping off at the mouth
Talking like "What you finding so funny", "What you laughing at", and "I'll give you something to laugh at" kinda shyt.
Now I'm a nice dude so I try to calm this stuff down. I'm like "Your fuse looking kinda short there,
" and telling him to calm down but it's too late and I underestimated this little munchkin's quickness. He did like 8 midget steps and shoved me in my waist, charging me like a peewee version of the juggernaut 
I grab his wrists to try to restrain this nikka but, I kid you not, he started trying to bite at my crotch and hip area! Nikka was gnashing his teeth like those wind up, walking teeth toys or some shyt.
So, still gripping this pipsqueak's wrists, I start spinning this little nikka around like I'm fukking King from Tekken and I get like 3-4 solid rotations where this midget's legs is dangling in mid-air before I let this nikka fly on some
Stuff.
He slammed into the living room wall and tried to get up but he was kinda stumbling from dizziness before some of the other guests got him and ended this before I got worse for him.
We locked eyes later and I gave him that
look but we had no more problems.
They shouldn't let these munchkins drink, brehs.
So I bust out laughing, at something completely unrelated to this midget, and this little dude starts popping off at the mouth
Talking like "What you finding so funny", "What you laughing at", and "I'll give you something to laugh at" kinda shyt.
Now I'm a nice dude so I try to calm this stuff down. I'm like "Your fuse looking kinda short there,
" and telling him to calm down but it's too late and I underestimated this little munchkin's quickness. He did like 8 midget steps and shoved me in my waist, charging me like a peewee version of the juggernaut I grab his wrists to try to restrain this nikka but, I kid you not, he started trying to bite at my crotch and hip area! Nikka was gnashing his teeth like those wind up, walking teeth toys or some shyt.
So, still gripping this pipsqueak's wrists, I start spinning this little nikka around like I'm fukking King from Tekken and I get like 3-4 solid rotations where this midget's legs is dangling in mid-air before I let this nikka fly on some
Stuff.He slammed into the living room wall and tried to get up but he was kinda stumbling from dizziness before some of the other guests got him and ended this before I got worse for him.
We locked eyes later and I gave him that
look but we had no more problems.They shouldn't let these munchkins drink, brehs.
You had to do him like that tho breh? Those dudes are just like turtles, you just gotta put em on their backs breh breh.
that story reminded me of this stand up routine from Bill Burr
