So I just exchanged #s with this chick off Hinge and first few texts was this?

[chiefdogg]

Nah you killed it when you took it personal and now you're trying to play it off. You ain't fooling nobody

Gotcha, no need to continue the back and forth you got the juice.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Dammit Nate she's in a bind!!!

 

[R=G]

I had a chick tell me she was just on tinder to get pizzas

These hoes are weird as fukk

Lol

 

[hatealot]

"Hey. Quick question. Do you still have access to your military email address?"

"I needed help with my bill with Verizon. They told me if I knew anyone in the military active retired or Vet I would get a discount"

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Huh? Maybe the communication got lost in translation somewhere between the both of us but I was just making an inside joking statement about Squids that us Jarheads do all the time. I figured you would get since you fukk with Squids but guess nice. shyt went left quick.

Squids not the only ones with Navy fed pleighboi

 

[chiefdogg]

Squids not the only ones with Navy fed pleighboi

I know because this Jarhead has one.

 

[75 Others]

military breh to military breh, bush that chick

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I was reading that Air Force thread and brehs told me the last thing you should do is tell a women you're a vet.

If join the Air Force I'm not telling any of these broads nothing. Be damned if I get used as a simp. Op why you got yo status all up on there anyway?

 

[///Vega+++]

All folks have to do is give you a number and recommend you. You don't have to be blood. Ya'll so damn scary. lol

 

[Kal-El]

That's some bullshyt

 

[HarlemHottie]

at you thinking vets are old dusty lonely men. All the vets I know are in their early 30s to early 40s

They still might want somebody to cook and to, um, "take care of them".

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

They still might want somebody to cook and to, um, "take care of them".

They getting a nice check and enjoying life and traveling...at least the ones I know.

Funny enough I don't even run in circles with men like that. All the men I know are too busy making moves to want someone at home cooking and cleaning. I can't even remember the last time I hear a man reference it that wasn't on thecoli.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Gotta love those military men. I got a Navy Federal checking and savings and not one person in my family is in the military.

Well damn

 

[HarlemHottie]

They getting a nice check and enjoying life and traveling...at least the ones I know.

Funny enough I don't even run in circles with men like that. All the men I know are too busy making moves to want someone at home cooking and cleaning. I can't even remember the last time I hear a man reference it that wasn't on thecoli.

You took that to the next level, sis. I meant fukking and occasionally maybe fixing something.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

You took that to the next level, sis. I meant fukking and occasionally maybe fixing something.

Sorry, I don't think in those terms.