So I met a dime but she got bad breath.... (I need help)

Huellz Santana

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I rarely come to the coli for relationship advice but I got a dilemma..

I met a dime, she's got great looks, a GOAT personality, and an awesome sense of humor.

we been kickin it for a minute and now she's feelin the kid. but there's only one problem...

HER BREATH IS HORRIBLE

I just don't know if I cant get past this brehs. I gave her 3 strikes. The first couple of times I thought I caught her on a bad day. But nope. :sadcam:

the bad part is that her breath isn't so bad that you can smell it far away, its just when you get up close and personal that it hits you. I sat there and made out with this girl too. :mjcry: I didn't know how to get out of it. :mjcry: i still hit the puss too that night. :mjcry:

this reminds me of the same shyt people used to say about Beyonce.

what's wild is that just enough time passes between our outings that I get hooked on the pics and her personality again. and totally forget about the bad breath and get caught up in the cycle again.

what's weird is that she doesn't have BO and the p*ssy doesn't stink.​
 

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Myself I keep cinnamon sticks on deck. Offer her one. Every time you see her.
 

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She probably needs to get some dental work done, does she use dental benefits?
If not, buy her one of those Groupon deals for cleaning, xrays and whitening, we had to do this with a supervisor at work.
 
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