So I met a dime but she got bad breath.... (I need help)

[Arianne Martell]

In all seriousness, i had a ex back in the day. Bad lil bytch, sounded and shaped like Trina except she was actually intelligent and wasn't a thot (or so i thought )

Anyhoo, her breath started gradually kickin like Jon Jones. It got so bad that when she was talking, it was like she was burning a nikkas nose hairs .

I would shovel gum in this broads mouth, she would use mouthwash, that breath was still like .

Turns out she had a serious stomach problem. Sudden uncontrollable bad breath is a sign of gastric issues. Tell that woman to see about that before u throw her in the bushes.[/QUOTE]


yup you could be saving her life @Huellz Santana

 

[labrokejames]

on more than one occasion i've forced girls to drink mouthwash and chew gum. idgaf about they feelings. bad breath should be a man's biggest turn off next to out of control coochie hair

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the fact that this gif exist

 

[illadope]

Put her in a bag of rice.

 

[JayGatsby]

chew gum in front of her,ask her if she wants some.....keep doing it until she realizes

or

breathe into your hand and say"oh my breath stinks..." she will probably do the same...and that's when it will hit her

 

[scarlxrd]

Spike one of these in her drink

then have your way with her

 

[Huellz Santana]

Turns out she had a serious stomach problem. Sudden uncontrollable bad breath is a sign of gastric issues. Tell that woman to see about that before u throw her in the bushes.

How did you tell her about it?​

 

[69 others]

Do you smell her stomach or is it from her mouth? I would tell her. Sometimes these chics got gastrointestinal problems or even not eating properly or starving themselves giving them hunger belly. Tell her, this advice can be applied for swamp ass and stink p*ssy too

In all seriousness, i had a ex back in the day. Bad lil bytch, sounded and shaped like Trina except she was actually intelligent and wasn't a thot (or so i thought )

Anyhoo, her breath started gradually kickin like Jon Jones. It got so bad that when she was talking, it was like she was burning a nikkas nose hairs .

I would shovel gum in this broads mouth, she would use mouthwash, that breath was still like .

Turns out she had a serious stomach problem. Sudden uncontrollable bad breath is a sign of gastric issues. Tell that woman to see about that before u throw her in the bushes.

use to work with a girl that had that those issues and her breath was the worst. shyt was so bad that you didn't have to be in front of her to smell it, just being a few feet away from her was enough. i really felt bad for her cause she already had serious issues with her body and she was aware of it but didn't know what to do except pop gum and brush her teeth but doing those things didn't help one bit.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

I rarely come to the coli for relationship advice but I got a dilemma..

I met a dime, she's got great looks, a GOAT personality, and an awesome sense of humor.

we been kickin it for a minute and now she's feelin the kid. but there's only one problem...

HER BREATH IS HORRIBLE

I just don't know if I cant get past this brehs. I gave her 3 strikes. The first couple of times I thought I caught her on a bad day. But nope.

the bad part is that her breath isn't so bad that you can smell it far away, its just when you get up close and personal that it hits you. I sat there and made out with this girl too. I didn't know how to get out of it. i still hit the puss too that night.

this reminds me of the same shyt people used to say about Beyonce.

what's wild is that just enough time passes between our outings that I get hooked on the pics and her personality again. and totally forget about the bad breath and get caught up in the cycle again.

what's weird is that she doesn't have BO and the p*ssy doesn't stink.​

Cost about ten dollars. If she doesn't have BO it's probably not an internal problem...tell her to make sure she scrapes from the rear of the mouth forward....should fix her right up. People have been using these for centuries......

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I'm shocked at the percentage of people who don't floss.

Anyway, get her some floss, some peroxide, and a tongue scraper.

Use them in front of her. Offer to show her your "technique" for hygiene, and tell her that her mouth will feel "dentist fresh".

Floss first, then gargle with diluted peroxide for about a minute. Then scrape the tongue, then brush. Then rinse 2x with clean (not tap) water. If the problem persists, you're fukked.

 

[Tunez]

While she is sleeping open her mouth pour some Listerine

 

[Squirtle]

I had a situation like this. The problem is a lot of people and I'm sure even people in this thread do not brush their tongues. I have no idea why, but people act like it doesn't exist. If you don't brush that shyt your breath will always smell like the great rhicoceras's ball sack. These people who don't brush their tongues are the same one who don't clean their ears. Tell the bytch to brush her fukking tongue I mean toothbrushes come with the tongue scraper for a reason yeah? However she might need a Brillo pad to get rid of all the gunk on her tongue. I see motherfukkers with tongues fukking white as hell cause they never brush that shyt. All you people need to get on your fukking knees and repent hen scrub your tongues.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Could be her body chemistry as well. She might need to guzzle a bucket of yogurt to get that good bacteria in her system

 

[aaaaaaa]

Does she smoke?

My breath will smell like literally shyt if I smoke in the morning and don't eat anything after.

I think it kills all the good bacteria and lets the shyt smelling bacteria roam free. Or something.

Get's pretty bad too.

 

[Ohene]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[DeuceCypherUno]

i couldnt have been the only one to think of this song upon reading thread title, could i?