So I met up with my crazy ex-GF again...you know the one...

[The 2020 New Member]

that tried to kill me twice.

she hooked me up with a couple of drinks and some KFC.

i think we might work it out.

i'll probably opt for the will/jada package where i can still bang out my nikkas on the side.

 

[mariahcooper]

oh hell no, she tried to kill u twice she will do it again stay away from her.

 

[observe]

oh hell no, she tried to kill u twice she will do it again stay away from her.

That's love

 

[Methodical]

Why she tried to kill you twice?........drop the story on us or you're just being

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Why she tried to kill you twice?........drop the story on us or you're just being

no troll. i've made probably half a dozen threads on her already. the first time she tried to take my life was because i spit falafel in her face. the 2nd time was because of too many drinks and not enough fukking.

i called on her on fukked up shyt tonight. i hadn't talked to her in months. i was just hella mad about life walking down the street and i decided to troll her from my new number. i called her asking for 'steve' and then txted her like 'steve you ruined my life! i blew you and you just left me out to dry'. next thing i know, she's in her car headed my way. we hit the bar and got caught up.

 

[mariahcooper]

no troll. i've made probably half a dozen threads on her already. the first time she tried to take my life was because i spit falafel in her face. the 2nd time was because of too many drinks and not enough fukking.

i called on her on fukked up shyt tonight. i hadn't talked to her in months. i was just hella mad about life walking down the street and i decided to troll her from my new number. i called her asking for 'steve' and then txted her like 'steve you ruined my life! i blew you and you just left me out to dry'. next thing i know, she's in her car headed my way. we hit the bar and got caught up.

why did u spit in her face? ur so crazy. well if she took u back after all that then maybe u guys are ment to be.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

the oldest story will be at the bottom, btw. for anyone that wants details...

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/when-you-see-your-ex-doing-baaaad-ahh.173746/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/should-i-let-this-woman-attempt-to-kill-me-for-the-3rd-time.160689/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/gettin-dragged-by-a-car-for-1-4-mile-unappreciation.153668/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/that-crawl-tho.149827/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/snake-nikkas.144298/

 

[The 2020 New Member]

why did u spit in her face? ur so crazy. well if she took u back after all that then maybe u guys are ment to be.

i spit in her face because she was talking about my mom. and it was only like 3-4 months after she had passed away. i was wildin but that chick had it coming.

i think sometimes that we are made for each other. i just don't want her to end up killing me

 

[mariahcooper]

i spit in her face because she was talking about my mom. and it was only like 3-4 months after she had passed away. i was wildin but that chick had it coming.

i think sometimes that we are made for each other. i just don't want her to end up killing me

oh okay thats pretty messed up. she sounds like a hood chick be careful.

 

[andre patton]

first time my bytch tried to kill me i almost cried cause thats when i knew it was true love

i spit in her face because she was talking about my mom. and it was only like 3-4 months after she had passed away. i was wildin but that chick had it coming.

part of me thinks you had it coming for eating a falafel

 

[The 2020 New Member]

first time my bytch tried to kill me i almost cried cause thats when i knew it was true love



part of me thinks you had it coming for eating a falafel

my nikka so we out here hatin on mediterranean foods now? that shyt is delicious and you know it.

i'm scared because i feel like im never going to get rid of this woman...and i'm not entirely sure if i should.

 

[mariahcooper]

my nikka so we out here hatin on mediterranean foods now? that shyt is delicious and you know it.

i'm scared because i feel like im never going to get rid of this woman...and i'm not entirely sure if i should.

are u in love with her?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

are u in love with her?

well, i used to be and im not going to deny the bond we have. i just don't know how to deal with it. i'm not going to be bullied by someone that wants to try to love me at the same time. i'm also not comfortable taking advantage but yes...i was in love with her...am i still in love with her?

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[Illuminatos]

i'll probably opt for the will/jada package where i can still bang out my nikkas on the side.

Dudes taking this gay troll shyt to another level.

 

[Jayson_bourn]

nikkas out here riskin they life for a bottle and KFC.