So I met up with my crazy ex-GF again...you know the one...

[Raye82]

that tried to kill me twice.

she hooked me up with a couple of drinks and some KFC.

i think we might work it out.

i'll probably opt for the will/jada package where i can still bang out my nikkas on the side.

The bolded part is my favorite...

 

[NatiboyB]

that tried to kill me twice.

she hooked me up with a couple of drinks and some KFC.

i think we might work it out.

i'll probably opt for the will/jada package where i can still bang out my nikkas on the side.

 

[Trillion]

that tried to kill me twice.



i'll probably opt for the will/jada package where i can still bang out my nikkas on the side.

oh.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

This nikka just nonchalantly says the bytch tried to KILL him twice. I've never hit a woman in my life, all she has to do is ATTEMPT to lay a hand on me and we're done

 

[The 2020 New Member]

The bolded part is my favorite...

i saved the best part for last.

 

[Elle Driver]

first time my bytch tried to kill me i almost cried cause thats when i knew it was true love

no troll. i've made probably half a dozen threads on her already. the first time she tried to take my life was because i spit falafel in her face. the 2nd time was because of too many drinks and not enough fukking.

i called on her on fukked up shyt tonight. i hadn't talked to her in months. i was just hella mad about life walking down the street and i decided to troll her from my new number. i called her asking for 'steve' and then txted her like 'steve you ruined my life! i blew you and you just left me out to dry'. next thing i know, she's in her car headed my way. we hit the bar and got caught up.

You nikkas.

 

[Lewis Black]

that tried to kill me twice.

she hooked me up with a couple of drinks and some KFC.

i think we might work it out.

i'll probably opt for the will/jada package where i can still bang out my nikkas on the side.

Got no problem with gays but come on the coli gone soft? Dude just come out and said he's fukking dudes and everybodies all


Never knew we had so many slack jawed fakkits round here

 

[The 2020 New Member]

so...i'm at her crib now and we're cooking dinner together. we're gonna eat, write, and do some open mic comedy later. it's too early to say for sure, but i think we might really make this work.

we're in the middle of a conversation about my sexuality right now, though.

i told her i got love for everybody

edit: she ran to the store. i'll post an update soon instead of making another thread @BrothaZay