So I remember the first time I "got" head

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I couldnt get hard :sadcam:

I was in a stressful situation it wasnt my fault. It was my first time and she had just done my homie before and I seen it and the nikka was huge. I already knew too cuz he kept lowkey braggin about it and in elementary school id see him grab his shyt with his whole hand at the urinals instead of just using his thumb and index fingers.

I remember her holdin my shyt in her hand, laughin. shyt was crazy little, the stress made it retract to cold weather/water status :sadcam:

I tried goin in the bathroom and playin with it a lil bit beforehand to get hard but to no avail :sadcam: I could barely get a semi on

She didnt even end up puttin it in her mouth. I put it back in my pants in shame.

That same day my homie tried to fukk her in the ass and made her bleed :mjlol: we was in grade 7
 

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I couldnt get hard :sadcam:

I was in a stressful situation it wasnt my fault. It was my first time and she had just done my homie before and I seen it and the nikka was huge. I already knew too cuz he kept lowkey braggin about it and in elementary school id see him grab his shyt with his whole hand at the urinals instead of just using his thumb and index fingers.

I remember her holdin my shyt in her hand, laughin. shyt was crazy little, the stress made it retract to cold weather/water status :sadcam:

I tried goin in the bathroom and playin with it a lil bit beforehand to get hard but to no avail :sadcam: I could barely get a semi on

She didnt even end up puttin it in her mouth. I put it back in my pants in shame.

That same day my homie tried to fukk her in the ass and made her bleed :mjlol: we was in grade 7


Bring a knife to a gun fight brehs :mjlol:
 

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breh, you were in the 7th grade....you didn't expect for your meat to be on cucumber status, did you? and WHY are you trying to get head in the 7th grade :dahell:?
 

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breh, you were in the 7th grade....you didn't expect for your meat to be on cucumber status, did you? and WHY are you trying to get head in the 7th grade :dahell:?
I didnt expect to be on lil fry status either :sadcam:

And u wasnt? :wtf:

At least I fingered the girl that day :blessed:
 

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I didnt expect to be on lil fry status either :sadcam:

And u wasnt? :wtf:

At least I fingered the girl that day :blessed:

nah breh. i was playing video games and going to amusement parks. only thing on my mind then was probably getting a number and kissing. breh, you are like 12 when you were in 7th grade. i wasn't :shaq: status until i got to high school.....
 
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