So...I think I might cheat on my girl.

[Mike Ock]

Premeditated cheating?


Cheating's supposed to be something that "just happens by accident" one night when you get carried away... If you're sitting here thinking about it ahead of time, just break up with your girl. Or tell her you want to "take a break" or something...

I ain't breaking up with anybody chief.

I'm taking the pic down.


Edit: Forgot to break the link before deleting

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

never turn down asian p*ssy

 

[EQ.]

This is the part that has me in tears...Slang gonna be going full retard in the courtroom.

Monday: *Arrives with attorney to courthouse to argue a speeding ticket*
Wednesday: *Sentenced to death*



I can't eem breath.

Jesu christu

 

[Wild self]

This is the part that has me in tears...Slang gonna be going full retard in the courtroom.

Monday: *Arrives with attorney to courthouse to argue a speeding ticket*
Wednesday: *Sentenced to death*



I can't eem breath.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Meh, it's just p*ssy nikka. You gonna bust the same nut you bust with wifey. I say honor your commitment unless you already been cheating

 

[AgentGrey]

You might hate more chicks than reincar possibly could in that case

underrated post,
maybe i just happen to be surrounded by nothin but aint-shyt women but I see this happen way too often for them to be in the minority..