Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
Thats part of the game. I had a bytch who was sneaking me into her grandmother house after her boyfriend left. Then this chick calls me 2 weeks later talking about shes late. Telling me the last month of her life has made her feel like a real humsn being. That I had given her first orgasm. That we connected on a deeper level than anyone shes ever been with.Why would I? That's her business. She laid up with me and then got pregnant. She lied about it. Had she been pregnant before she came up to me with a reconciliation mission, then we could have figured it out. She laid up with me, lying to me face, asked me to cut off all my bytches and then got pregnant. nah
Im in class looking at the phone laughing my ass off. I prodded her to call her boyfriend and tell him to pay for the abortion. Never heard from her again. The woman was using you. All that other stuff is just a setup for you to be the fool she knows you are.
An L would have been you finding all of this shyt out later decades from now while thinking the kids is still yours. You came out of this pretty good, you can bounce back this and make the best out of life.
Things like that, And she always laughed said "I would never go out with you, you're a fukking player. You're cool to talk to, and you're smart and handsome, but date?No"
We’d share our creative work and when either of us critiqued the others work too harsh, we’d pretend to deny each other sex. I’d wake up to her in the morning at times, and she’d just be naked on my couch, reading 
, and tell me she made me breakfast and put it in the microwave. We’d go on picnics, (really, picnics) and she brought out a side of me that I honestly never knew was there. If there was ever a time to label a period of my life “true bliss” then that was it. She’d confide in me her deepest insecurities and regrets, and I’d do the same. There aren’t too many people who know me the way she does. She changed me, for the better. We changed each other, as she would say. I took her virginity too, so watching her grow as a sexual being was a new experience for me. From watching her tremble in nervousness the first time I went down on her and watching her seek reassurance by repeatedly asking me “Is this good” when attempting to return the favor, to getting it poppin’ in my car, or at Coney Island beach, or a quickie inside of an H&M dressing room. To quickies In Central Park, that she suggested. Waking up to Rolled Blunts and Hot Coffees. Watching Titanic with her and watching her get mad and call Rose a grimy ass bytch for not jumping in the water and dying with Jack. Coming over at my apartment at 2AM in the rain after an argument, uninvited, unannounced, just to tell me that she was sorry and that she never wanted to lose me, and hugged me for 3 minutes straight without it even being awkward. Then put it on the boy 
), but at the same time, I’m not out here getting women pregnant either.
This is like my first ADULT L. She’s two months pregnant. Which means even after she looked me in my face and told me she loved me, she went around and had sex with someone and got pregnant. I know it ain’t mine because I had on a condom AND I didn't even cum during the sex. I came after.
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