So I took this BYTCH on a date last night( yes I mean BYTCH).

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This is a scenario where you pretend to go to the bathroom and dip on a bytch. Leaving her stranded and stuck with the bill
Ordering the most expensive thing on the menu just because is disrespectful enough, but the phone shyt and the insults would have been the cherry on top for me

the worst part is I have a long time girlfriend who actually cares about me, if i took her anywhere right now she wouldnt order the most expensive item JUST BECAUSE And een if she wanted to she would ASK unless SHE WAS PAYING :snoop:
 

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fukk this bytch on GOD breh :pacspit:



First thing she did was tell me "I'm ordering the most expensive thing on the menu". We joke a lot so I thought she was joking.... THIS bytch REALLY ORDERED THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING ON THE fukkIN MENU:pacspit::what:




Then when she started eating bytch started talkin shyt bout my car. bytch I got a 2013 Wrangler all blacked out fukk outta here :beli:


IT MIGHT NOT BE GREAT BUT ITS GOOD ENOUGH TO GET THAT p*ssy IN THE BACKSEAT :pacspit:




While we eatin this bytch stay on her damn phone, like 95% of the time she was on IG or Pinterest :pacspit:



When we leave this bytch STILL TALKIN shyt ABOUT MY DAMN CAR:pacspit:



She tryna play fukkin Young Thug and shyt with my aux cord. I told this bytch only thing I listen to while driving is classic rock :snoop:




Oh yeah, bytch CHEW WITH HER fukkIN MOUTH OPEN bytch YOU ALMOST 20 GROW UP:scust:






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I still wanna fukk this bytch skeleton out her body :mjcry:
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Well you are a sellout and she treated ya nutass exactly like a sellout :umad:

YOU DESERVE IT, FEWTCHA, YOU DESERVE IT
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You young dudes let females get away with too much shyt. Second those words come out of her mouth, I ask "you serious?" The only acceptable response is "NO."

Anything other than that, I'm calling over the waiter, paying up the tab, and leaving...and probably not with her in my car. I might drop a $20 for her to catch a cab, but no way a female says some shyt like that and gets back in MY car.
 

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Wayment let me get this straight:
  • She rode in YOUR whip and talked shyt about it
  • Purposefully ordered the most expensive thing
  • Ignored you the whole time
And you didn't fukk?
 

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I was with you especially with the wrangler up until she ordered the most expensive thing unchecked and you paid + you only play guns and roses in the whip. You sound like a cornball trying to project and emulate the image of a cool white guy you saw in a 90's movie.
 

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I was with you especially with the wrangler up until she ordered the most expensive thing unchecked and you paid + you only play guns and roses in the whip. You sound like a cornball trying to project and emulate the image of a cool white guy you saw in a 90's movie.




nikka I JUST LIKE CLASSIC ROCK AND IT KEEPS ME CALM :pacspit:
 

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:yeshrug: U a cornball bruh, u not built for them type of hoes, u need one of them punk rock, black girls that settle for dirty ass cacs. The type u looking for u never gon get cause u ain't built for them

Clown said he only listen to classic rock, by her telling u she would order the most expensive thing and doing it, she just told u that u was never getting the p*ssy. She played u like a clown for a free meal

Hate it had to be u, cut your losses homie :francis:
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Op should of never made this thread.
 
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