So I'm About To Go Holla At This Chick *Update: SHE GOT A KID WITH A fukkING CAC SMDH!!!!
- Thread starter Illuminatos
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Coli Chronicles.
That title change
This nikka gonna be parked in her driveway at 2am blasting this shyt out the whip:
Eternally Jaded
Superstar
Ayo, Illuminatos, does she at least have hella body on her?
I don't think she's ugly, just plain looking in the face.
From the way you're ranting though, she needs to have honey dews punching her chin and two basketballs in the back resting on top of legs like Serena Williams.
I don't think she's ugly, just plain looking in the face.
From the way you're ranting though, she needs to have honey dews punching her chin and two basketballs in the back resting on top of legs like Serena Williams.
Reginald Noble
Banned
Ehh, I'm a virgin so not really.
nikka seriously go to the escort thread and learn up. I'm tired of this shyt.
How the fukk you go more than 21 years without having sex? There are too many got damn options you have.
At this point if you don't want an escort then fukking get an ugly chick and use viagra. Just to get the got damn experience.
Get a busted looking hammer-tron bytch with a fat ass give her some dro and henny - and turn the lights low and imagine you fukking Nikki or some shyt.If I had the knowledge I had today at a young age I'd be fukking IG thots for $60-80 with a mix of game and cash.
Go to Nevada man, hoes are starving on the strip out there last I heard. Competition so fierce it drives the prices down. Plus nothing you do in Nevada will be reported to authorities anywhere outside of that state to my knowledge but you may want to consult a Lawyer on that.
You've got to knock p*ssy off a pedestal and that's really not possible if you don't get any.
I know feminism is a bytch these days but a trip to the Dominican Republic could be all-inclusive $500 just fukking do it man and get it over with.
You got me agonizing over here and I'm trying to plan 3-somes and shyt with my Woman and her friend.
I'm having blue balls vicariously through you now despite the fact that I busted two nuts yesterday....
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
nikka seriously go to the escort thread and learn up. I'm tired of this shyt.
How the fukk you go more than 21 years without having sex? There are too many got damn options you have.
At this point if you don't want an escort then fukking get an ugly chick and use viagra. Just to get the got damn experience.
If I had the knowledge I had today at a young age I'd be fukking IG thots for $60-80 with a mix of game and cash.
Go to Nevada man, hoes are starving on the strip out there last I heard. Competition so fierce it drives the prices down. Plus nothing you do in Nevada will be reported to authorities anywhere outside of that state to my knowledge but you may want to consult a Lawyer on that.
You've got to knock p*ssy off a pedestal and that's really not possible if you don't get any.
I know feminism is a bytch these days but a trip to the Dominican Republic could be all-inclusive $500 just fukking do it man and get it over with.
You got me agonizing over here and I'm trying to plan 3-somes and shyt with my Woman and her friend.
I'm having blue balls vicariously through you now despite the fact that I busted two nuts yesterday....
I AM WARHOL
Veteran
This shyt is spooky afdamn breh, I know that feeling, when I was in college, finally mustard up the courage to try to ketchup all the missed time, and she missing from class that day, or sits in the front and runs out as soon as the lecture is over, and I'm in the bike with the degenerates.
. I swear this is what's currently happening to me. Like to a tee. Worst part is this class only meets up 2 times a month . A nikka got to time to finesse at all 
I was a lame and socially awkward motherfukker until college and I lost my virginity with a legit 7 that I used to work with at Shoppers. That's a damn 5 you're simping, a single mother at that too.Ehh, I'm a virgin so not really.
No excuses. Just hit up tinder and get it over with. You're overthinking this shyt with these threads.
Reginald Noble
Banned
This shyt is spooky af
What kind of Deltron Online University bullshyt is that. 2 times a month????
I AM WARHOL
Veteran
Breh I don't even know. It's supposed to meet 4 times a month. Then he changed it to every other class is an online class. I was so ready 3 weeks ago then breh got sick and cancels classWhat kind of Deltron Online University bullshyt is that. 2 times a month????
. We met once in February. Only 3 times this whole semester. I have no time to pull and it's the only class I have with bad broads
I AM WARHOL
Veteran
Your threads always end in hilarious fashion
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Come on breh
She aight but nowhere near attractive enough to warrant all this emotion.
And dude looks Puerto Rican.
I AM WARHOL
Veteran
Thread reminds me of Arrested development when George Michael brings home Anne and Michael is like "
Her??". Hilarious
Her??". Hilarious
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
Not in HS though
Them thots be moving along faster than The Flash... You better make that eye contact and see if she stares back or looks away immediately then avoids you forever
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
You say that now..I'll be by myself then. I refuse to raise another man's kid.
Same shyt I was gonna say to the bedwench.
In 10 years you gonna be looking like Russell Wilson without the cash, looks, God given athletic ability