So I'm at the gate waiting for my flight browsing thecoli...

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

word the type of imagination to not believe israel has committed hundreds of war crimes

The Scarf just caught a body

 

[LuuqMaan]

word the type of imagination to not believe israel has committed hundreds of war crimes

 

[CHICAGO]

Hand her your phone to get her digits like a normal person breh

WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO CLOSE
AND HIS BROWSER AND NAVIGATE
THROUGH HIS TABLET TO FIND WHATS APP?


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[UpAndComing]

So I’m at the airport in Amsterdam, chillin’ during my layover. I’m thinking, “I’m in Europe, nobody here knows what the hell TheColi is.” So I pull out my tablet, full screen, dark mode, front page threads about pawgs, Nas vs. Jay-Z, and browsing rafter threads got me crying laughing. I’m out here dapping posts like it’s a 9-to-5.

Then she walks by.

Tall, melanin-rich, African sister type you know that effortless beauty that makes your soul pause for a second? She catches me looking, gives me the look. Y’all know the look.

She doubles back, says hey, asks where I’m flying. I say “wherever you going ” with a smirk. She laughs, says “then I’m going where you’re going .” Energy immaculate.

Then she hits me with, “Are you here with your wife?”

I tell her, “Nah .”

She goes, “Good, I’m not with my husband either .”

At this point my inner Future was screaming Sensational.

So I say, “Add me on WhatsApp, we can talk.” She smiles and agrees. I hand her my tablet so she can type her number.

Then it happens.

She looks at the screen. Her smile fades. Her eyes squint. She turns to me slow like a movie villain reveal.

“…You’re on TheColi?”

Bruh. My soul LEFT my body.

I try to stammer out an explanation like, “Nah nah, I’m one of the GOOD ones! I just like the sports section!”

She just shakes her head like she’s seen evil itself. Says something in another language sounded like a prayer and walks away.

Gone. Just like that.

All because I had y’all open in full screen.

Now I’m sitting here by gate D52 reevaluating my life choices, wondering how the Coli stigma reached across continents.

I hate y’all for real

And when does this Disney movie come out in theaters?

 

[Sccit]

word the type of imagination to not believe Israel has committed hundreds of war crimes

HOW MANY "WAR CRIMES" HAS HAMAS COMMITED?

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Gate D52 is for non-international flights at Amsterdam

 

[maxamusa]

You should have told her you started to "Morally obligated to nut in" thread you sissy

 

[Boogie]

Damn. Here let me help breh

Spoiler

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www.dapcity.com

Negged

 

[Calibrated]

Gone. Just like that.

All because I had y’all open in full screen.

I hate y’all for real

So you're ashamed of us?! After all the coli has done for you?!

"Exactly! This fool was quick to throw us under the bus for a chick that wouldn't even be worthy of a @Busted_Toes thread title!"

 

[ScoopNScore]

Damn @Caca-faat at least let him down easy he gon go cry in the bushes

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

U HAVE A WILD IMAGINATION, ILL GIVE U THAT

This actually happened. I was there. I was the tablet.

 

[PHamm]

nikka, you just met a prostitute who thought you were a John.

Edit: storytelling on here has gone to shyt. Absolute worst setup and zero believability factor

Double edit: negged and 1-starred

Should have had @Buckeye Fever proof read it

 

[Turtle]

I know this story is fake because a woman is involved.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[KillerPups]

“Nah nah, I’m one of the GOOD ones!"