So I'm Going to Be a Father..

[Poh SIti Dawn]

So I'm bowling tonight with my cousin when I get a text from this girl that I sexed at a party a while ago saying "can you call me." So me being me and noticing that she used a period I sensed that she was serious and asked "why?"

She calls me and I pick up and she's crying I tell her to cut the shyt or hang up and so finally she spills her guts and says shes pregnant.

I ask her if she's sure and she says she's dead sure.

I'm scared but excited. We talked about things and I think we're going to try to be together.

Any advice?

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

So I'm bowling tonight with my cousin when I get a text from this girl that I sexed at a party a while ago saying "can you call me." So me being me and noticing that she used a period I sensed that she was serious and asked "why?"

She calls me and I pick up and she's crying I tell her to cut the shyt or hang up and so finally she spills her guts and says shes pregnant.

I ask her if she's sure and she says she's dead sure.

I'm scared but excited. We talked about things and I think we're going to try to be together.

Any advice?

tell her it aint urs

 

[observe]

Does she know where you live?

 

[ltheghost]

How far along is she? And are you willing to raise this kid for the next 18 years?

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

laugh at herand tell her ur sterile





tell her you be bustin in chicks all the time....and nothing.








aint mine

 

[Michael's Black Son]

 

[aqualung]

So I'm bowling tonight with my cousin when I get a text from this girl that I sexed at a party a while ago...I think we're going to try to be together.

Any advice?

You go from reluctantly answering her texts / taking her phone calls to trying to be a couple wut co-parents an accidental b*stard conceived during a random party hookup? This is magical thinking.

My advice is to abort.

 

[AtomicUse]

Coli response: *She thinks you're the most susceptible dude out of the rotation she was running through, so she's running it by you to see if you bite. She'll do the same to the others and guage the reactions accordingly. Don't fall for it.*

Seriously though, you don't know if it's yours or not yet, and if you had sex with her at a party, odds are plenty of other dudes did the same. She probably really doesn't know if you're the father or not.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

How far along is she? And are you willing to raise this kid for the next 18 years?

She's 3 weeks. Well if it's mine then yes, I don't want to be like my father and his father and abandon their kids so the coli can talk shyt about him like they do me.

 

[AkaDemiK]

throw condoms in the bushes, brehs

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Does she know where you live?

She's a girl bro, you know they're stalkers.

 

[observe]

She's a girl bro, you know they're stalkers.

Move

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Coli response: *She thinks you're the most susceptible dude out of the rotation she was running through, so she's running it by you to see if you bite. She'll do the same to the others and guage the reactions accordingly. Don't fall for it.*

Seriously though, you don't know if it's yours or not yet, and if you had sex with her at a party, odds are plenty of other dudes did the same. She probably really doesn't know if you're the father or not.

I know but honestly I didn't use a condom and I feel like I'd be insulting her/causing drama and if it turns out that it really is mine then she's not going to want to be with me after that.

You've seen Maury before, that shyt never works out

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Move

I can't abandon my seed like that. You know I'm the shyt, the next generation of me is going to be out of this world attractive/talented. I can't give that up breh.

 

[Crakface]

So I'm bowling tonight with my cousin when I get a text from this girl that I sexed at a party a while ago saying "can you call me." So me being me and noticing that she used a period I sensed that she was serious and asked "why?"

She calls me and I pick up and she's crying I tell her to cut the shyt or hang up and so finally she spills her guts and says shes pregnant.

I ask her if she's sure and she says she's dead sure.

I'm scared but excited. We talked about things and I think we're going to try to be together.

Any advice?

Check the dna. Shes not your girl. Its not like she can be offended.

After you find out the baby is yours pray there is a way you can salvage a relationship with ol girl otherwise your seed will more then likely grow up to be a bitter effeminized loser like the rest of these bums.