So I'm Going to Be a Father..

[Yung Yogurt]

I got hella knowledge on being a new dad, (all (gay) jokes aside). If ya girl is decent and yall get along, u gonna want to start making moves to be with her during the next 9 months. I ain't saying u gotta b a bich but u gonna also have to make sure she's comfortable (even when she getting on ya fukkin nerves) and she will because pregnancy hormones are no joke homey. Trust me tho, it will pay off in the long run.


But for now make sure ya woman is taking prenatal vitamins and not eating a bunch of poison (fast food). All that shyt trickles down to ya seed, u wanna do all u can to increase ya odds of a healthy baby. Don't let her get lazy to early either, keep her ass active up until around month 8 or 9 unless the doctor tell u otherwise. Good luck tho homey, don't panic and use logic and you'll b fine.

Thank you, but did you move in w/your bm?

yes sir

 

[andre patton]

She's 3 weeks. Well if it's mine then yes, I don't want to be like my father and his father and abandon their kids so the coli can talk shyt about him like they do me.

Did everybody miss the part where he says the bytch is 3 weeks pregnant?

nikka that bytch aint pregnant!

Prolly hasnt even missed a period yet!


If you're that dumb you believe you fukked a bytch 3 weeks ago and now shes pregnant and its yours....then your dumbass deserves to raise that b*stard seed.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

LAUCE.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Not a good situation to be in but I am glad you want to make it right. Good luck OP.

 

[karim]

 

[Brock Landers]

 

[Turbulent]

tell her to stop lying and that you had the jimmy on extra tight.


naw but seriously, get a paternity test. if you were fukking raw, other dudes were as well. also if she says she wants an abortion and wants half the money, it might be a con. good luck

 

[beenz]

Knocking up randoms....., I'm sure this is not destined for failure

 

[Spoonz]

 

[Anothergirl]

He did what a nikka would do, but I'm a quarter white so I gotta make it right.

props to you for trying to do the right thing. definitely get a paternity test tho...unfortunately you can't just take a chick "word" for it that's it's yours these days. she even may think it's yours and it's not....just do it for your own protection.

 

[-G$-]

so she says....., "i'm 3 weeks pregnant..."

 

[dax]

I would get a dna test as soon as that baby is born.

I know but honestly I didn't use a condom and I feel like I'd be insulting her/causing drama and if it turns out that it really is mine then she's not going to want to be with me after that.

You've seen Maury before, that shyt never works out

Maury is faked, you know that right?

 

[MikelArteta]

Throw your life away brehs

Your not even done school yet
You don't even have a stable job
You don't even know if the kid is yours

Yet your excited and can't wait


The padawans of today snoop:

 

[MikelArteta]

All you need to have is potential and these women smell that.

I'm not exactly the best catch so she doesn't even have a valid reason to trap me.

 

[Rawtid]

Congratulations and I hope it's yours!!...or not depending on how you want this to go.