So I'm Walking Home And This Bum Stops Me..

[Ricky Church]

dont know how you went from a card trick to that breh

creepy bum at night randomly comes up to you, with the mystery promise of a magic trick.
he could've easily lured you into the darkness of a dingy alleyway and have his way with you.

 

[Non Sequitur]

This thread fukked me up

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Can you guess this card?

Spoiler

[/SP OILER]

 

[DaDoc04]

@ these responses

 

[Yinny]

Lmao all over this thread

 

[Cat piss martini]

get jedi mind tricked by bums breh....

 

[Steve Piffler]

 

[Miggs]

You lost for giving a bum 30 seconds of your day...

 

[Ooh Marty]

so he rides around with a deck of nothing but "ace of spades" cards and claims he's a magical bum?

since when did u become so funny???

 

[Ricky Church]

since when did u become to funny???

lol. I always been funny.

 

[Ooh Marty]

lol. I always been funny.

no u havent

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

It means a white woman is going to attempt to seduce you and cuckold her husband.

 

[Ricky Church]

no u havent

in real life, I mean.

 

[flea]

in real life, I mean.

This is real life

 

[Ricky Church]

This is real life

somebody owes me money for my daps and ratio then.