So Is It Really a Felony if I Get Caught With Synthetic Piss?

KushSkywalker

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I've used this quickfix synthetic piss before and passed for a pre-employment screening with it.

But now I may have to take one for a town job funded by the state.

In some of my research I discovered it may actually be a felony if you get caught doing this.

I'm not sure if the lab I'm going to does pat downs or not, or if that is even legal on a pre-employment screening.

I was never nervous about doing this before but now I'm a little shook because I don't want to screw up this job :lupe:

Anyone know if I'm over thinking this? :patrice:
 

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I was looking at a few things they made (or tried to make) felonies and it's starting to get crazy. Like Illnois tried to make it a felony to record police without consent. Soon enough it will be a legit felony to be black even though it's already been since the slavery days.
 

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Just use your own urine
Im 29 been smoking since 15, and I quit 4 days ago, and the test would prolly be next week maybe week after, not sure I have enough time. I am trying though.

Yo I thought there wasn't supposed to be physical withdrawals though :mjcry:

I can't eat sleep or concentrate for shyt:sadcam:

I do have a high metabolism and low body fat though.

When I was younger I was pissin in a cup for my P.O. for a year and I managed to beat those with just water, but nowadays Im pretty sure you'll fail for over-dilution.
 

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Im 29 been smoking since 15, and I quit 4 days ago, and the test would prolly be next week maybe week after, not sure I have enough time. I am trying though.

Yo I thought there wasn't supposed to be physical withdrawals though :mjcry:

I can't eat sleep or concentrate for shyt:sadcam:

I do have a high metabolism and low body fat though.

When I was younger I was pissin in a cup for my P.O. for a year and I managed to beat those with just water, but nowadays Im pretty sure you'll fail for over-dilution.

you gotta start smoking again breh
 

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Im 29 been smoking since 15, and I quit 4 days ago, and the test would prolly be next week maybe week after, not sure I have enough time. I am trying though.

Yo I thought there wasn't supposed to be physical withdrawals though :mjcry:

I can't eat sleep or concentrate for shyt:sadcam:

I do have a high metabolism and low body fat though.

When I was younger I was pissin in a cup for my P.O. for a year and I managed to beat those with just water, but nowadays Im pretty sure you'll fail for over-dilution.

You be ok in a few days.
 

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Get something to clean out your system at GNC or Vitamin, health food shop...ect
 

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how about just not doing whatever it is you're doing
Whatever it is I'm doing? Did you read the thread, I've been smokin weed almost 15 years regularly and I DID quit.

Im just worried it won't be in enough time to clear my system cause I was a habitual user.

I'm not asking for a pity party, just wanna know the ramifications (if any) of using fake piss
 

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If they find it you're going to have to just take a swig and convince them it's your water bottle. Good luck.
 

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Whatever it is I'm doing? Did you read the thread, I've been smokin weed almost 15 years regularly and I DID quit.

Im just worried it won't be in enough time to clear my system cause I was a habitual user.

I'm not asking for a pity party, just wanna know the ramifications (if any) of using fake piss
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