So I've Been Thinking Of Copping That Backpage Stimulus Package ***Update Post #349

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Illuminatos said:
My birthday was last week and I was just thinking to myself how wack it was that I was turning 21 and was still a virgin. :scust: The crazy thing is I could get p*ssy if I wanted. :snoop:I'm not ugly at least I personally don't think I am. I've had girls throw it at me but I've either just been too awkward to act on it or I've been too picky and the girls weren't up to my ridiculous standards or weren't the ones I wanted at the time so I just straight up ignored them. :beli:I've just been selfish as fukk my entire life. :scust:I'm a late bloomer I guess but 2015 has been a funny year. I've really been transitioning from a dumb brat to a young adult. Finally got my first job, bank account, my own cash to spend and not having to depend on my parents. Working in Manhattan I met so many types of people, some cool ass people, lots of weirdos too :scust:. At this point I'm so behind the curve sexually I think this is the best option as far as kicking things off. A lot of people think of this as some magical moment to enjoy with that special someone and shyt:mjlol: but nah it's just a burden for me and it's been holding me back for a minute. I really believe doing this might be the catalyst for me finally curing myself of whatever insecurities that I might have within myself. :wow:Stuff like that is supposed to come naturally through time and growth as a person with other people you care about but I've shut myself off from people too much for that to be an option now. And I don't want to wait too long. Maybe I'm being extreme right now or maybe it's because I haven't relieved myself in a week and I'm just horny af right now or maybe it's cause I'm on or maybe it's my dougie? :dj2:

Seriously though I have some extra cash laying around and I think I'ma make this happen next week. :mj:
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Nothing wrong with being 21 and a virgin. Look at it this way, what if you were currently paying child support for 2 seeds you had by a chick you werent even in love with. Sometimes its best to keep your dikk in your pants. Trust me
 
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The Wave said:
Lose your virginity to a prostitute? :why:

No wonder its so easy to get women nowadays,some of you nikkas have literally taken yourself out of the game :mjlol:
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At 21 seems like it would be hella easy to get p*ssy at that age. But looks like dating is a from a prostitution these days. Lame simps takin broads out and dropping hundreds and just get a kiss on the cheek. :mjlol:
 
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What would Drake do :mjpls:

You too young to be buying p*ssy breh. Cornballs buy p*ssy. And to the cornballs, you dont pay for it some other way :comeon:
 
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lotty said:
@Illuminatos You're thinking too much on this, its just fukking!

This is what you do. Go to the village by NYU, and just go up to a chick you like, and let her know you like the way she looks, and want to know about her. Then just say "can we exchange numbers to get to know each other better". You have money now, so take her to a nice spot like a filafel joint, or a outside lounge. Something where you can talk, but not for long like dinner would do. Your goal is to walk around the city, and get to know her. Just be yourself, and don't be scared to be touchy feely. If she is awkward from you getting closer to her by touching her hand, or something like that, then she's not feeling you on that level. If she doesn't mind, and relax, that's your time to try and hit that. If she says no, just wait, and let her take her time to be ready for the dikk. All that rushing her to fukk is for little boys who can't contain themselves. Now, if she wants you to wait a month or more, kick that to the curb, you are too young for a serious relationship. Even a month is too long, but some chicks are REAL FREAKS, so they want to make sure you are the one she can go there with, and still date in a serious relationship. Plus, she probably has other guys hollering, so that takes up some of her time. It all depends on the chick.

Anyway, you have money now, and in NYC, so its about to turn up. Watch. In NYC, its all about Money, and confidence. You have those two things, and you eating for years! Keep some good condoms on you, and some lube. I KEEP my condoms on me where ever I go, because I don't know when shyt might pop off. I learned that from my younger years. Keep the condoms in a little carrying case, and the lube also. Just get lube sachets.

Have fun on your journey of life:salute:
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nikka you talking about your own reality specifically. OP is on a completely different wavelength make your advice more generalized nikka :rudy:

old_timer said:
not trying to insult you..:manny:
but i'm gonna guess that being a virgin isn't even one of the ten most "unusual" things about you
so with that in mind..

there's middle ground between a pro and trying to date a normal woman from scratch :usure:

go to an older male relative or friend
someone you have personally seen with at least 10 different women
and ask him to put you on with a woman

he'll have a clean/free female who can get you started

i am in a high nerd-count profession:troll:

undergrad there was this chubby half-asian girl with glasses
i pointed 5 guys in her direction
she had a thing for deflowering
she only asked the dude to bring over takeout on the way
that's the right situation for you, imo
:manny:
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nikka this ain't the 80's :camby:
KxngKobruh said:
What would Drake do :mjpls:

You too young to be buying p*ssy breh. Cornballs buy p*ssy. And to the cornballs, you dont pay for it some other way :comeon:
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Time = Money nikka :umad:

Opportunity cost for OP to learn proper game is like $1000 of over-time money at CVS. Yall nikkas need to learn MATHEMATICS :heh:
 
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