So I've Been Thinking Of Copping That Backpage Stimulus Package ***Update Post #349

[Reginald Noble]

Tinder breh.

Nothin but beached whales on there and broke baby mommas with a 'tude nowadays shyt is dead

 

[Tom Foolery]

My birthday was last week and I was just thinking to myself how wack it was that I was turning 21 and was still a virgin. The crazy thing is I could get p*ssy if I wanted. I'm not ugly at least I personally don't think I am. I've had girls throw it at me but I've either just been too awkward to act on it or I've been too picky and the girls weren't up to my ridiculous standards or weren't the ones I wanted at the time so I just straight up ignored them. I've just been selfish as fukk my entire life. I'm a late bloomer I guess but 2015 has been a funny year. I've really been transitioning from a dumb brat to a young adult. Finally got my first job, bank account, my own cash to spend and not having to depend on my parents. Working in Manhattan I met so many types of people, some cool ass people, lots of weirdos too . At this point I'm so behind the curve sexually I think this is the best option as far as kicking things off. A lot of people think of this as some magical moment to enjoy with that special someone and shyt but nah it's just a burden for me and it's been holding me back for a minute. I really believe doing this might be the catalyst for me finally curing myself of whatever insecurities that I might have within myself. Stuff like that is supposed to come naturally through time and growth as a person with other people you care about but I've shut myself off from people too much for that to be an option now. And I don't want to wait too long. Maybe I'm being extreme right now or maybe it's because I haven't relieved myself in a week and I'm just horny af right now or maybe it's cause I'm on or maybe it's my dougie?

Seriously though I have some extra cash laying around and I think I'ma make this happen next week.

Your head is messed up. You're waiting for the perfect moment and that's not how it works.
You can pay for it but that still puts you back at square one, "how to pull chicks".
Your mentality has to change. If you could get laid anytime you'd be getting laid.
And at 21 most women around your age have no real experience with sex as well.
The game is mostly smoke and mirrors my friend. Don't let it intimidate you.

 

[Reginald Noble]

You're head is messed up. You're waiting for the perfect moment and that's not how it works.

You can pay for it but that still puts you back at square one, "how to pull chicks".

Not really, he needs to take p*ssy off a pedestal. I think you have too many game romanticists on here who don't remember just 50 years ago their grandfathers were losing their virginity in the army by some hooker, catching the clap, getting a shot in their ass by the base nurse - and then going on about their lives to meet their grandmothers.

Life moves on...As long as he follows safety procedures in avoiding CACops, STDs and Robberies this is not some groundbreaking practice or tradition by any means.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Get it out of the way.


One of my homies is 24 and still a virgin and it's making him weird as fukk. He's not ugly and knows how to dress. We tried to get him a whore in Montreal once but he couldn't close. I home he ain't secretly a fakkit haha.

You should have lost it 15 like normal ppl, just get it out of the way so it doesent continue to fuk with you.

 

[Tom Foolery]

Not really, he needs to take p*ssy off a pedestal. I think you have too many game romanticists on here who don't remember just 50 years ago their grandfathers were losing their virginity in the army by some hooker, catching the clap, getting a shot in their ass by the base nurse - and then going on about their lives to meet their grandmothers.

Life moves on...As long as he follows safety procedures in avoiding CACops, STDs and Robberies this is not some groundbreaking practice or tradition by any means.

Naw it doesn't sound like he has p*ssy on a pedestal. Sounds like he's has a mental block, anxiety issue or lack of understanding.

He can pay and get it over with, but what is he going to do next month and the month after that?
He's not paying for the entertainment, he's paying to fill avoid. That's a problem that has to be fixed.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

He was too fukked up and probably just didn't want too. Im not saying she turned him down.

 

[Tapp]

I'm not gonna tell you to do it or not to do it
But I will say .... Post pics of the one you decide
to knock down... also don't wear a condom
Cause you won't feel it, and like buddy said
Earlier if you get nervous just eat the prostitute
Out and she'll forget about it, also she'll think you
Really a G if you put your tongue in her butt

 

[CACarot]

You must not be a drinker, alcohol will loosen your high standards and anxiety. Before I started drinking I was literally only interested in 9's and 10's, but really I was overlooking quality 6's and 7's that was still worth it. Once you knock down more and more chicks you start to find your grove and it's not a problem.

I went down the road you talking before and I wouldn't suggest it. Knocked down a pornstar once, I use the word pornstar very loosely to describe her and that PNC will play with ya head.

 

[DatBoiHawk]

ASIAN MASSAGE PARLOR

 

[Born2BKing]

Man had a 9 piece come through Sunday night off BP for a "erotic" massage. bytch was bad as fukk. Think her ass was fake but not them titties thoooooooo

 

[iBrowse]

buying hookers is for jaded older men that have been defeated in a divorce. do you really want your first time to be a paid hooker? it sets a bad precedent, imo. you'll continue to choose hookers over learning how to deal with normal women

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

But I thought drake made songs for nikkas who get p*ssy?

 

[XII]

This is why you guys need to log off of here for days or weeks at a time so you can think your own thoughts again.

 

[Drake is God]

Contrary to popular you're not missing out on much. Most of these women just be laying there making you do all the work. I still wouldn't fukk no backpage hoe tho.

Do you go to a all boy school? If not I don't see how you not fukking

 

[Born2BKing]

Contrary to popular you're not missing out on much. Most of these women just be laying there making you do all the work. I still wouldn't fukk no backpage hoe tho.

Do you go to a all boy school? If not I don't see how you not fukking

shyt depends on how much bread this young chap is trying to spend. $100 dollars for an hour will get you a crackhead type broad who'll be a dead fish.