So I've Been Thinking Of Copping That Backpage Stimulus Package ***Update Post #349

[DJ Mart-Kos]

so is losing your virginity gonna make your life much better?

 

[Calvin Broadus Jr.]

What are you looking for?

A girl that isn't pale with a not small booty (not mosquito bite butts) and a pretty face. She can be a little extra thick in the waist but not obese. And as long as she isn't as pale as Taylor Swift I'm good in the neighborhood. Little to no makeup is preferable but beggars can't be choosers.

 

[360dagod]

You funny, but I do agree with what you're saying.

I wrote that because I don't think he is that far gone. I don't get that from his post. Just a shy kid, but all it takes is one chick to get his balls to drop. It ain't nothing to do that in NYC. Paying for p*ssy, and its your first time is some lame shyt to me. Unless he has some type of physical handicaps, or extremely mental.

Looking back, the fact that i talked my way into some p*ssy was better than the act itself....

Conquering a mind to the point where she gives you open access in a project staircase is powerful..

You couldnt tell me i wasnt God's gift to the world that day

 

[360dagod]

A girl that isn't pale with a not small booty (not mosquito bite butts) and a pretty face. She can be a little extra thick in the waist but not obese. And as long as she isn't as pale as Taylor Swift I'm good in the neighborhood. Little to no makeup is preferable but beggars can't be choosers.

Are you in a drought my nikka??

Its cuffin season and they getting antsy

You better get a fat bytch on the team for winter playa...

They like insulated northfaces..Buy low and sell in the summer

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

It's crazy if you look on Backpage Miami. The bytches you see are like the stuck up ones in the club. They be up in the clubs acting like their shyt don't stink, yet fukking fat hairy men that don't bathe.

yo i didn't think about it like that, man the game is so twisted nowadays

 

[Calvin Broadus Jr.]

Are you in a drought my nikka??

Its cuffin season and they getting antsy

You better get a fat bytch on the team for winter playa...

They like insulated northfaces..Buy low and sell in the summer

I wish it was that easy. When you only working to stay afloat and surrounded by these uppity hoes in Queens; these hoes can smell a broke brother. Hard to give the come upper a chance. Even the phat hoes getting uppity...and their fat. WTF.

 

[bouncy]

Are you in a drought my nikka??

Its cuffin season and they getting antsy

You better get a fat bytch on the team for winter playa...

They like insulated northfaces..Buy low and sell in the summer

Yo, you got a way with words. shyt is keeping me rolling!

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

This why I can't take nikkas like this seriously you just badgering him not providing any constructive advice.

Then in the Root they talking about why Black people can't work together? Yall don't even want to help this young negro out.

This nikka deserves to be roasted after trolling on the real nikkas on here so take the cape off simp.

 

[Consigliere]

Don't do it.

 

[360dagod]

I wish it was that easy. When you only working to stay afloat and surrounded by these uppity hoes in Queens; these hoes can smell a broke brother. Hard to give the come upper a chance. Even the phat hoes getting uppity...and their fat. WTF.

you coming from the wrong angle..

If you can make a female comfortable, she will turn the other way at alot of stuff..

You'd be surprised how far you can go by listening and making someone laugh..

Women put on a front for potential purposes..

Timing is everything....

 

[Born2BKing]

What does finger in the booty do for you when you're not even fukkin though...

Man I don't know. She had her ass on my chest, p*ssy on my stomach. I was leaned back cause the dome felt so good. i was just reaching and grabbing ass. I was tryna get to the p*ssy cause the shyt was dripping all over my stomach but my finger landed in the booty hole eventually. Just said fukk it. Smelled like strawberries. Busted a big ass nut and went to bed. Great night, felt like a champ at work monday.

 

[Calvin Broadus Jr.]

you coming from the wrong angle..

If you can make a female comfortable, she will turn the other way at alot of stuff..

You'd be surprised how far you can go by listening and making someone laugh..

Women put on a front for potential purposes..

Timing is everything....

I be doing that all day. Perhaps there is something I'm missing. Back to the drawing board for me then.

 

[jwonder]

I wish it was that easy. When you only working to stay afloat and surrounded by these uppity hoes in Queens; these hoes can smell a broke brother. Hard to give the come upper a chance. Even the phat hoes getting uppity...and their fat. WTF.

Unbeleivable. I hate fat chicks. No matter where I go they always be trying to give me the. Then I give them the .

 

[Gold]

Man I don't know. She had her ass on my chest, p*ssy on my stomach. I was leaned back cause the dome felt so good. i was just reaching and grabbing ass. I was tryna get to the p*ssy cause the shyt was dripping all over my stomach but my finger landed in the booty hole eventually. Just said fukk it. Smelled like strawberries. Busted a big ass nut and went to bed. Great night, felt like a champ at work monday.

I'm trying to find angles to hate on this...


But i got nothing... dapped

 

[Illuminatos]

This nikka deserves to be roasted after trolling on the real nikkas on here so take the cape off simp.

Real nikka? Haha I get along with damn near everyone on this site. You're just a bytch nikka. Get the fukk out of here.