So I've slowly become the other man and it's confusing

[CarmelBarbie]

She claims hes 9inches. But for the longest she couldn't tell me if I was bigger or smaller. But we did go to a sex shop 1 time and she seemed to be able to eyeball the inches of the dildos. So I don't think she's lying. She also claims he has more girth than me. Im 6 inches in girth btw. So this lil n1gga is apparently working with a monster.

Now she has said my dikk is big, he's just slightly bigger. I've stepped up my pumping gm tho.

Apparently what I have going for me is that Im a pleaser. I know her spots and what not and take my time. She also claims I'm the only guy that has consistently made her squirt.

When Im in my right mind, I can resist. But when we smoke together, it seems to always get sexual. And I regret it later.

Like the last time, she actually took the condom off. Like I was high and my shyt kept getting limp. And I was falling asleep from a strong indica strain. She slapped the shyt out of me to wake me up. And then I just remembered thinking she was really wet. Needless to say, she was that wet, cuz she snatched the condom off. Without my consent. On 1 hand it was amazing. On the other hand, I was kinda disgusted and confused by it

I’m surprised you legit answered that question breh. Especially with all of this. Good to know.

 

[Yinny]

Damn she got your mind all fukked up. She playing you breh. Wtf are ya'll talking about his dikk? She playing mind games with your ass.

She keeping her pimp hand strong lol

He’s Coli-famous for analyzing porn star dikks and stroke games, pretty thorough too

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

Like , like , like

 

[Mastamimd]

Funniest shyt I read all day

 

[FruitOfTheVale]

Good lord you nikkas have no game No hate but if what you wrote in the OP is true then cut that bytch off and move on.

 

[Another Man]

She claims hes 9inches. But for the longest she couldn't tell me if I was bigger or smaller. But we did go to a sex shop 1 time and she seemed to be able to eyeball the inches of the dildos. So I don't think she's lying. She also claims he has more girth than me. Im 6 inches in girth btw. So this lil n1gga is apparently working with a monster.

Now she has said my dikk is big, he's just slightly bigger. I've stepped up my pumping gm tho.

Apparently what I have going for me is that Im a pleaser. I know her spots and what not and take my time. She also claims I'm the only guy that has consistently made her squirt.

When Im in my right mind, I can resist. But when we smoke together, it seems to always get sexual. And I regret it later.

Like the last time, she actually took the condom off. Like I was high and my shyt kept getting limp. And I was falling asleep from a strong indica strain. She slapped the shyt out of me to wake me up. And then I just remembered thinking she was really wet. Needless to say, she was that wet, cuz she snatched the condom off. Without my consent. On 1 hand it was amazing. On the other hand, I was kinda disgusted and confused by it

nikka what

 

[Nobu]

PM D pics to @ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA for size confirmation

 

[iBrowse]

I’m surprised you legit answered that question breh.

Exactly lmfaoo.

 

[Hardest Since MC Ren]

She claims hes 9inches. But for the longest she couldn't tell me if I was bigger or smaller. But we did go to a sex shop 1 time and she seemed to be able to eyeball the inches of the dildos. So I don't think she's lying. She also claims he has more girth than me. Im 6 inches in girth btw. So this lil n1gga is apparently working with a monster.

Now she has said my dikk is big, he's just slightly bigger. I've stepped up my pumping gm tho.

Apparently what I have going for me is that Im a pleaser. I know her spots and what not and take my time. She also claims I'm the only guy that has consistently made her squirt.

When Im in my right mind, I can resist. But when we smoke together, it seems to always get sexual. And I regret it later.

Like the last time, she actually took the condom off. Like I was high and my shyt kept getting limp. And I was falling asleep from a strong indica strain. She slapped the shyt out of me to wake me up. And then I just remembered thinking she was really wet. Needless to say, she was that wet, cuz she snatched the condom off. Without my consent. On 1 hand it was amazing. On the other hand, I was kinda disgusted and confused by it

@A.R. this nikka lying
Bring the measuring tape

 

[Nymbus]

nikka what

all about the inches huh?

 

[The Gimp]

@Tony D'Amato you cuckin breh?

 

[Address_Unknown]

Basically it's with my homegirl of a few yrs. She basically wanted a relationship with me, but I just wanted to be friends. So then she starts dating this other n1gga. At first I didn't care and was distancing myself from her. Then she start complaining about him and claiming she missed me. She also started throwing the pu$$ at me. At first, I didn't understand it, but I think in her mind she rationalize it because I can help her in ways he can't financially. And I'm just naturally a helpful person. And Im also a pleaser. Its a character flaw. Like I gave her a foot massage after she complained about her feet being sore from work. Like she still brings that up. Like you can tell she hasn't been treated well by men. This n1gga she wit aint abusive or anything. But he lies, and she doesn't trust him.

The confusing part comes when I see her and him on instagram. Its all this love shyt, but I just fukked her a few days ago. It makes me question how evil some women can be. Like she's a cool person, but is she a good person? How can she do that n1gga like that? And she's jealous as fukk when this dude even likes another bish's pics. Shyt is

This is why I pay for pu$$y. I like and admire the honesty of a good hoe

:AU_SWG: It's even better when you can slam ass for free, Breh. Short of trawling Amsterdam to scratch an itch,:AU_CD: any dude with a decent mouthpiece and a trade or two can string together an admirable roster of DTF broads without having to be a John.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

@Tony D'Amato you cuckin breh?

Never that. Im just inquisitive.

Whats also crazy is shes a church girl. Women brehs

 

[Uchiha God]

Your insecurity is putting you in this situation. Asking about other dikks is weird and inappropriate.

You are out here doping her up to get answers? WTH?

You are talking to JBO dikk knowledge champion extraordinaire. Talking about dikks is 90% of what this breh’s DNA is made of.

 

[The Gimp]

Never that. Im just inquisitive.

Whats also crazy is shes a church girl. Women brehs

Might as well cuck this nicca

Get ya bull on