So JESUS will come with his ARMY TO slay SATAN.

[Pool_Shark]

Lmao I’m a Christian but still a weird thought

So if you die in gods army where do you go? You just come back? Is this going to be a fist fight? What weapons will be used. Lmao and why is a battle even happening.

Also doesn’t God have all his crazy ass angels? What good would human bodies do

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

God is an Army, better yet a Navy

 

[cobra]

personally, imma let Michael and Gabriel handle this

 

[Chrishaune]

Here come the dustiest of the dusty posters. @Chrishaune go ahead and rattle off some nonsense

How bout that NEG

 

[cobra]

When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: Matthew 25:31

Looks like Jesus is bringing the whole squad


Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. Romans 12:19

also we wont have to do any fighting, just watch

 

[Suge Knight]

If you're a believer does that by default make you a solider in god's army? Too fight away evil, temptations etc...??

Be smoking on that demon pack with @Jesus H. Christ @ALMIGHTY GOD

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

they was on that good sh!t writing that book

 

[BlackXCL]

cant believe grown ass educated men actually believe this CRAP

 

[Uachet]

No one explained why an Omnipotent, Omniscience, Omnipresent being would need an army at all? Why would the creator of the multiverse need an army to fight for it?

 

[MMS]

God is an Army, better yet a Navy

choose wisely

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personally i eat crab

 

[Why-Fi]

you know all these questions y’all could just ask God yourself. where you need to be and what you need to be doing if it’s going down

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Shouldn’t Jesus wash Satan up hand to hand?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Spawn fitting to go into business for himself brother

 

[Fill Collins]

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

they was on that good sh!t writing that book

• Destroyed cities that weren't Harlem approved
• A man turning water into wine
• Adam being a simp to Eve
• Judas being a fukk human
• The twelve disciples walking with Jesus like dude had the Death Row chain
• God negging and bushing sinners

The Good Book of Bibical fukkery