So, Last Night I Went On My First Real Date In +6 Years.

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Yeah, last girl I took out that I didn't have sex with beforehand was my ex and we started dating my junior year of high school, so about 6 years since then (first date I took her on was PF Changs). I have always had this mantra of not taking a woman out on a date if I'm just trying to fukk or if I'm not looking for anything serious so as not to confuse feelings. It doesn't help that I'm ultra picky when it comes to the females I actually like.

The girl I had taken out was this girl I've known for a little over 2 years. She a coo lil cutie. Southern chick from Louisiana. Typical high maintenance, spoiled pretty girl. I never really tried to get at her like that cause I could tell she's not on that BS. I asked her out on a couple of dates before, but I always flaked on her for some other shyt. She's a mean chick, kinda evil, but that's always been my type cause they usually are the sweetest to me. She doesn't back down and I like and respect that so I never tried to bullshyt her. But yeah, I asked her out on a date a couple of weeks ago and she said yeah, so I decided to stick to it this time.

So I picked her up from her house. Did the whole gentleman spiel (rang the door bell, opened her car door, etc.). We went to this Mexican restaurant, one of my favorite places to eat out at. It's really nice for a Mexican spot actually. I don't just let anything touch my stomach.

I ordered a big ass margarita pitcher for the both us to share and then we got some nachos and queso and this big ass chicken, steak, and jumbo shrimp fajita platter thing to share. I broke my vegetarian diet cause it was just too good to resist when we read the description :noah:

Her conversation was :ohlawd:. That check was :huhldup: for a nikka who ain't dated like that in a while but I paid for everything of course.

By the end of that, we were both pretty tipsy, so we headed to my friend's house party. I've always known that she couldn't dance really well, could never make it past the first round of twerk team auditions, but it was the cutest thing ever cause she was tryin'. I drank a little lotta bit more and pretty much got shytfaced. :snoop:

She took my keys and wouldn't let me drive. She went by 7-Eleven and got me a banana and some Powerade. I'm pretty sure I was talkin' hella stupid shyt.

We went back to her spot and I didn't even wanna have sex y'all. :wow: I laid in her bed and she started spoonin' me and rubbin' my head. Had a nikka feelin' like :to:

So like, we woke up early this morning and I asked her if she wanted to go grab some breakfast. I hate Waffle House but that's where we when cause that was the only thing open. We planned our next date. She comin' to yoga with me tomorrow. :lolbron:

I don't really know what to do with her though, cause I'm graduating next week and I don't do long distance stuff, but I'm having fun with her for the moment so that is cool. :ld:

:yeshrug: Just thought I'd share that cool story with you bros.
 

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so you laid up with her in bed and didnt smash like the pathetic simp you are

PAIDE OVER 100 dollars on dinner

lauce
 

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nikkas was all excited cause she rubbed your head :wtf:

by tonight some real nikka will tear that up
 

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Yeah, last girl I took out that I didn't have sex with beforehand was my ex and we started dating my junior year of high school, so about 6 years since then (first date I took her on was PF Changs). I have always had this mantra of not taking a woman out on a date if I'm just trying to fukk or if I'm not looking for anything serious so as not to confuse feelings. It doesn't help that I'm ultra picky when it comes to the females I actually like.

The girl I had taken out was this girl I've known for a little over 2 years. She a coo lil cutie. Southern chick from Louisiana. Typical high maintenance, spoiled pretty girl. I never really tried to get at her like that cause I could tell she's not on that BS. I asked her out on a couple of dates before, but I always flaked on her for some other shyt. She's a mean chick, kinda evil, but that's always been my type cause they usually are the sweetest to me. She doesn't back down and I like and respect that so I never tried to bullshyt her. But yeah, I asked her out on a date a couple of weeks ago and she said yeah, so I decided to stick to it this time.

So I picked her up from her house. Did the whole gentleman spiel (rang the door bell, opened her car door, etc.). We went to this Mexican restaurant, one of my favorite places to eat out at. It's really nice for a Mexican spot actually. I don't just let anything touch my stomach.

I ordered a big ass margarita pitcher for the both us to share and then we got some nachos and queso and this big ass chicken, steak, and jumbo shrimp fajita platter thing to share. I broke my vegetarian diet cause it was just too good to resist when we read the description :noah:

Her conversation was :ohlawd:. That check was :huhldup: for a nikka who ain't dated like that in a while but I paid for everything of course.

By the end of that, we were both pretty tipsy, so we headed to my friend's house party. I've always known that she couldn't dance really well, could never make it past the first round of twerk team auditions, but it was the cutest thing ever cause she was tryin'. I drank a little lotta bit more and pretty much got shytfaced. :snoop:

She took my keys and wouldn't let me drive. She went by 7-Eleven and got me a banana and some Powerade. I'm pretty sure I was talkin' hella stupid shyt.

We went back to her spot and I didn't even wanna have sex y'all. :wow: I laid in her bed and she started spoonin' me and rubbin' my head. Had a nikka feelin' like :to:

So like, we woke up early this morning and I asked her if she wanted to go grab some breakfast. I hate Waffle House but that's where we when cause that was the only thing open. We planned our next date. She comin' to yoga with me tomorrow.

I don't really know what to do with her though, cause I'm graduating next week and I don't do long distance stuff, but I'm having fun with her for the moment so that is cool. :ld:

:yeshrug: Just thought I'd share that cool story with you bros.

I stopped reading right there :comeon:
 

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You spend over 6 hrs with her and all you get was some forehead massage for you mega sized head.... By tonight she's going to massaging some other dudes penis


But yeah do you breh...
 

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You spend over 6 hrs with her and all you get was some forehead massage for you mega sized head.... By tonight she's going to massaging some other dudes penis


But yeah do you breh...
But she won't be though. :word: :umad: I hope you can find a nice girl one day Malc. I really do. The ideas y'all have about women on here are crazy. You self sabotage yourself with your train of thought.

If there was ever something to know about her, as it pertains to guys, I'd know by now.

I stopped reading right there :comeon:

:yeshrug: It don't count as a date and I'm more than likely not gonna pay if we already fukkin'. :manny:

6+ plus years though :scusthov:

that's almost a decade

I know. I was :damn: when I thought about it.

So you're not only a simp, but you're a lightweight too. Got it.
Exactly. :word: It's funny how I'm a simp, but y'all are the only constituency of dudes I know who have to go on dates to get p*ssy.

If I wanted p*ssy last night, I could got it, no problem. :yeshrug:
 

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You taking her to yoga?:dwillhuh:
What is with this vegetarianism and yoga bidness?

I met my dude his last year of undergrad so we did long distance for a few years, meeting up every 2 weekends, or half way during the week for a quickie.

Long distance secs>*
 
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