So, Last Night I Went On My First Real Date In +6 Years.

Malcolmxxx_23

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But she won't be though. :word: :umad: I hope you can find a nice girl one day Malc. I really do. The ideas y'all have about women on here are crazy. You self sabotage yourself with your train of thought.

If there was ever something to know about her, as it pertains to guys, I'd know by now.



:yeshrug: It don't count as a date and I'm more than likely not gonna pay if we already fukkin'. :manny:



I know. I was :damn: when I thought about it.


Exactly. :word: It's funny how I'm a simp, but y'all are the only constituency of dudes I know who have to go on dates to get p*ssy.

If I wanted p*ssy last night, I could got it, no problem. :yeshrug:

stop it emo

she went home without spending a fukking dime...TELL ME WHO LOST :upsetfavre:


nikka was all :ohlawd::ohlawd: about some back rubs :scusthov:

chances are you were flooding her with texas messages this morning on some

"how are you darling"
"amazing night last night"
"what are you doing later on tonight"


fukkin simp
 

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cliffnotes nikka

quick lil summary of this simp date

picked her up at 7
went to her fam on some simp let me date ur daughter shyt
took her to some cheap mexican resturant..so the c00n can look different to her
paid for all dinner
took her to some lame house party
she invited him over..and he was too puss to smash


:snoop:
 

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quick lil summary of this simp date

picked her up at 7
went to her fam on some simp let me date ur daughter shyt
took her to some cheap mexican resturant..so the c00n can look different to her
paid for all dinner
took her to some lame house party
she invited him over..and he was too puss to smash


:snoop:

:comeon:

:shaq2:

:stop:
 
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The real lesson learned here is why not to get drunk when on the prowl (don't pig out with the food either). That shyt should wait until she's hooked.
 

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she went home without spending a fukking dime...
I got some Powerade and a banana. :lolbron:

Plus some home made breakfast tomorrow morning. :word: She told me to come by today and get some gumbo, but I don't wanna stray too much with the meat. :merchant:

You taking her to yoga?:dwillhuh:
What is with this vegetarianism and yoga bidness?

I met my dude his last year of undergrad so we did long distance for a few years, meeting up every 2 weekends, or half way during the week for a quickie.

Long distance secs>*

I'm a semi hippie :lolbron:

Our long distance would be like +10 hours long distance :why: I can't do that. :pachaha:
 

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Replace all the "She's" and "Her's" with "He's" and "His"

It all starts to make sense.

:what:

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Positive threads on here show how hard some of y'all have it in real life. No trying to flex, but I be like :damn: at some y'all trains of thoughts when someone has something good say. Threads about negative things, get praise, how ever. :ehh: Odd, but :ahh:
 

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Outside of the really really expensive dinner, you sounded like you had a great time and really like her and she really likes you. You can't feel bad if you had a great time and since she did too, you should have to worry about her being too demanded on dates like some others.
 

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Outside of the really really expensive dinner, you sounded like you had a great time and really like her and she really likes you. You can't feel bad if you had a great time and since she did too, you should have to worry about her being too demanded on dates like some others.

Truthfully speaking, I don't really care about the price of the dinner (1) because like you said, I had fun and she did too, (2) It's only money and I know her character. I'm no where near hurting and I would have spent it some other place anyway. I used to eat there a lot so I was familiar with the place and prices before I suggested it.
 
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