So let's talk about hairlines

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

Growing up I never knew that having a decent hairline was all that important. When I go to the barber shop I always just get all my hair cut off--a close cut, and no edge up at all. I was always taught that its not whats on your head its whats in your head.

Yo shyt looking bad huh? :c00ntastic:

 

[BocaRear]

When I was 12 I had a woman ask me if I was Somali because of my hairline

shyt is tragic, us George Jefferson hairline nikkas gotta stick together.
We all we got.


I'm tired of the megamind jokes,
I'm tired of having to take selfies from a MySpace angle.
A young nikka tired of wearing snapbacks
:FLABANDBLESS:

 

[BocaRear]

Growing up I never knew that having a decent hairline was all that important. When I go to the barber shop I always just get all my hair cut off--a close cut, and no edge up at all. I was always taught that its not whats on your head its whats in your head.

You don't get an edge up? What kind of savagery is this?:DAFUQ33:

 

[Software]

shyt is tragic, us George Jefferson hairline nikkas gotta stick together.
We all we got.


I'm tired of the megamind jokes,
I'm tired of having to take selfies from a MySpace angle.
A young nikka tired of wearing snapbacks
:FLABANDBLESS:

 

[Software]

You don't get an edge up? What kind of savagery is this?:DAFUQ33:

He grew up around white people so he's never felt the pain of roasting sessions at lunch time and a nikka get on you bout yo head and that shyt hits you so you ask yo moms to take you to the barber man and pray to God he don't push yo shyt back

 

[Knuckles Red]

You don't get an edge up? What kind of savagery is this?:DAFUQ33:

I don't feel like being in a barber shop all day. Its quicker to just get it all cut off. Luckily my natural hairline is symmetrical, so its not that big of a deal.

 

[BocaRear]

This nikka

He grew up around white people so he's never felt the pain of roasting sessions at lunch time and a nikka get on you bout yo head and that shyt hits you so you ask yo moms to take you to the barber man and pray to God he don't push yo shyt back

Man those roast sessions would be intense

That feeling when your barber fukked you up and you know your nikkas are gonna hit you with the " " and you gonna be treated on some Meg Griffin status.

 

[Software]

This nikka




Man those roast sessions would be intense

That feeling when your barber fukked you up and you know your nikkas are gonna hit you with the " " and you gonna be treated on some Meg Griffin status.

nikkas be acting like you aint shyt even the lames be on some
Girls be lookin at you like giving out pity hugs and lying to you saying nah It looks nice cuz they know you gettin roasted that day

 

[A1aaa]

i don't have a big forehead... but it isn't small, either. ai'm at the perfect equilibrium right now just waiting for my shyt to inevitably recede

i have dreads, though... and i think it's possible to pull off the receeding hairline dreadlock combo wben the time comes.

 

[BocaRear]

nikkas be acting like you aint shyt even the lames be on some
Girls be lookin at you like giving out pity hugs and lying to you saying nah It looks nice cuz they know you gettin roasted that day

Even the nikkas with struggle hairlines try roast you too and you just gotta look at them like

"But your shyt fukked up too "

 

[Black]

 

[Rozay Oro]

nikka has no forehead nikka has a one head breh
shyt is weird bruh

Yo what happened to Jazzy Jeff brehs?

He aint eatin like will, breh aint got hollywood paper

 

[Software]

Even the nikkas with struggle hairlines try roast you too and you just gotta look at them like

"But your shyt fukked up too "

It's always that one ashy nikka with yellow teeth tryin to roast they be waitin for you to slip up then they be rubbin they hands like birdman tryna make themselves feel better by talkin shyt to you
nikkas wit legs like this be gettin white privilege cuz they that ashy Lookin like a goddamn powdered donut and shyt

 

[Software]

He aint eatin like will, breh aint got hollywood paper

this nikka can't Kobe #24 his shyt? He at that point where he just need to cut that struggle shyt off Damn this nikka makin Jamie Foxx hairline lookin like perfection in comparison

 

[BocaRear]

It's always that one ashy nikka with yellow teeth tryin to roast they be waitin for you to slip up then they be rubbin they hands like birdman tryna make themselves feel better by talkin shyt to you
nikkas wit legs like this be gettin white privilege cuz they that ashy Lookin like a goddamn powdered donut and shyt

Them crispy crunchy ass nikkas,

Ol rub their hands too hard and start a forest fire ass nikkas