or end up on the skewer yourself. 
), your car has a recall on it, you wifed a single mother who's knees are two millimeters out of alignment
and 93% of marriages end in divorce anyway leading to 163.96% of all male suicides, your lottery winnings will be taxed to hell and I bet all the bills aren't crisp and your mom's cancer type has a high level of recurrence. But congrats breh.
" 
I wish I could find me a SOHH chick to love me this good.I was at the house one day bout to eat a can of Campbells beef stew. She took it from me, threw it in the bushes. Went to the grocery store and bought all the ingredients to make me beef stew from scratch just becuz i wanted some.![]()

this shyt makes since now
my man R.O., my bad for steppin to ya wiz b, you got a solid one 
my chick does this, grams taught her to cook, she love cookin & watch all them shows, we grocery shoppin & i try to put somethin in the cart, sh!t hits them bushes instantly, she likeI was at the house one day bout to eat a can of Campbells beef stew. She took it from me, threw it in the bushes. Went to the grocery store and bought all the ingredients to make me beef stew from scratch just becuz i wanted some.![]()
"i got all the ingredients at home...." 
maybe he can adopt urs too
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maybe he can adopt urs too
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Whoa now brehette, thats very vulgar. 