so my boy got beat up by his girlfriend..... .....

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You man enough to run up on me like a man, you man enough to take this azz beatin that comes with it.
 

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so boom, im chillin at my homegirl and homeboy house, smokin a lil sumptin just modulating....my homeboy call me and say he just got jumped on....he just got his ass beat....so i started laughing hysterically because i already knew what it had to do with...he been goin thru it with his gf for a few months or so....they broke up but still live together, until the lease expires in like 2 weeks

well she see's him on the phone, textin, goin out every weekend n shyt, and she wants him back....and he aint budging, he said its not gunna work so...well today was her breaking point....when he told her that, she punched him in the shyt :mjlol: just started attacking him...so after he pushed her off, she asked him where they still over and he said :what: yes....she chuckled and walked outside....

she came back in the house with a baseball bat and started punching him again...now he grabbing the bat trying to keep her from hittin him...when he finally restrained her, as shes telling him to get his shyt and leave, he walked past her thinking she wouldnt continue to assault him...she cocked back and with a swing as pretty as ken griffey jr himself, struck my breh in the ribcage with a aluminum bat....

he said he just stood there in disbelief holding his ribs for about 30 seconds...he couldnt believe she hit him with a bat...so when he snapped out of his disbelief he went for the bat again, but she was manhandling him and had a death grip on the bat...she was dragging him as he held on the bat and she started stomping him in the face...he finally started acting like a man and was able to take the bat away from her and he threw it in the room...next she reached from the iron and tried to strike him with it...he kept blocking her attempts and roughing her up at the same time...when he restrained her and got the iron, she went in the room and grabbed mr bat again...she started pulling all his clothes out the closet, she smashed a lamp shade with the bat, she took his phone charger, cut it in half, and tossed him the destroyed device, grabbed his 50 inch plasma and was rocking it back and forth threatening to push it to the ground...breh grabbed a fake tree they have for feng shui as a defensive tool against the bat : heh:

she ended up walking outside and got on the phone...brehs, he moved the reclining chair under the front door knob so she couldnt get back in the house...next thing u kno the police show up...they were able to diffuse the situation and she ended up leaving.

he admitted to me that he got his ass beat...breh got a lil eye jammie and he said if its black when he wakes up that he aint going to work in the morning.... :pachaha:
aluminum :whoo: i felt that hit
 

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naw i wasnt there...but a nikka aint gonna tell u he got his ass beat by a bytch if it really didnt happen...i was over there a month or so ago when they got into it, she called her brother and my homeboy had his scrappin shoes and basketball shorts on ready to fade...i was outside smoking a black and talking on the phone and she broke a wooden statue thing that sat on their coffee table over his back
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He scrawny....but he towers over her.....your boy a bytch breh.....she prolly think she can beat him, the only reason she could be acting that way

Invite him to the coli and refer him to the gym section

Those titties though.......
 

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He scrawny....but he towers over her.....your boy a bytch breh.....she prolly think she can beat him, the only reason she could be acting that way

Invite him to the coli and refer him to the gym section

Those titties though.......
:patrice: thats not my homie thats her cousin or something
 

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Are you for real breh? :dwillhuh:
Hoes really just be out there clocking nikkas outta nowhere?
What was her reasoning for sucker punching you? I'm sure it didn't even make logical sense but what was her justification for escalating shyt that quick?:patrice:

Breh my ex used to tell me all the time the shyt she would say and do to nikkas. shyt left me disgusted. I asked her why she never tried that with me, and she because she was pretty sure I'd beat her ass if she got disrespectful.

shyt had me like :ohhh: and :mjlol: at the same time.
 

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why don't women get the same punishment when hey are the aggressor?:patrice:

I guess men really do give them their power.....:manny:
 
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