So my gal "slithered" her taste buds inside me last night.

[Just like bruddas]

verbs

 

[OPTiMO]

I feel like I'm on the outside of an inside joke

 

[Lavish]

I feel like I'm on the outside of an inside joke

She tossed his salads...read it again

Took me a while too

 

[OPTiMO]

She tossed his salads...read it again

Took me a while too

I got that part, but help me out with the end


Police roll up? Or is that imagery meaning he got his nut off?

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Picture this like a Polaroid breh...your boy...thugged out, pantsless..too tall "hi hater" XXXL tee color grenadine still on...dime brizzle head back hanging over the edge of the bed...me booty twerkin...split full of pink tongue tissue...scrotum pulled taught...right before I erupt...them boys come thru the windows with beams and smoke...I slowly lose my grip on reality as red and blue lights spin in the distance...

So the work is fresh..you can smell it thru the wrapping, patroleum, and the trunk liner...I haven't ate anything but Chicken and Waffle Lays and Monster in the blue can for at least two days. My Versace is soaked with sweat from the Georgia heat...I always keep the windows down and the A/C on full blast..just a weird habit I picked up when dirty. Pulled over to sleep in Tennessee once at a rest stop. Woke up with a piss boner as big as a spoke..couldn't leave the work so I had to angle my wang out the window and let water go...real Dboys feel me.

The way I see it, sometimes every body takes a beating....bad weekend...lost 60k, but I'll get right back. Been driving that new thang... No gas for the tank...still get head in it off general principal. Follow me...

Powerfully Prolific Posting by Da Gawd!
​

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I got that part, but help me out with the end

Police roll up? Or is that imagery meaning he got his nut off?

Yes.​

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

This is what the Coli been missing.

 

[Lavish]

I got that part, but help me out with the end


Police roll up? Or is that imagery meaning he got his nut off?

No gonna lie, im not sure about that last part :thinkin:

Yes.​

Yes what? Which one is it

 

[904]

I came in here not paying attention to who the OP was..

Soon as I saw "picture this like a polaroid"



I only know one poster that starts some shyt off like this

VERBS!!!

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Yes what? Which one is it

Both.....AT THE SAME TIME!!!​

 

[VerbsNotNice]

"We need, we need, we need" in my ear all day...bytch I'm down to my last $2600... Ain't no red lobster tonight..my goddamn tattoo is still healing, itching like a b*stard and I don't give a merry fukk if I pull the ink out...burner keeps banging my knee...but I'd rather have that then then 'Bama boys banging at me...I've got few options...find the local indian reservation and put it all on black...blow it all and botch my connect, or nickel it all out...petty. I broke the frame of my Deville doing dumb shyt and that hurt my moxie...feel me like grandmas soul breh...we only come this way once...lets roll.

 

[AkaDemiK]

"scrotum pulled taught"

i lost it right there..

 

[LezJepzin]

Spoiler

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

 

[Black Magisterialness]

"We need, we need, we need" in my ear all day...bytch I'm down to my last $2600... Ain't no red lobster tonight..my goddamn tattoo is still healing, itching like a b*stard and I don't give a merry fukk if I pull the ink out...burner keeps banging my knee...but I'd rather have that then then 'Bama boys banging at me...I've got few options...find the local indian reservation and put it all on black...blow it all and botch my connect, or nickel it all out...petty. I broke the frame of my Deville doing dumb shyt and that hurt my moxie...feel me like grandmas soul breh...we only come this way once...lets roll.

the imagery....


i need a weekly chronicle of this shyt