So my mom is against me having 3 wives...

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I'm serious in pursuing a polygamist relationship in the future. I plan on becoming an investment banker and will obviously have the money to support such a large family. My wives will be imported from both South America and Asia (doubt I can find an American girl who would agree to this)

My fukking Americanized mother yelled at me and I quickly retreated to my room in tears. Am I being immature? Or does this bytch have a point?
 

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No need to be greedy; just one of her will do
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I'm serious in pursuing a polygamist relationship in the future. I plan on becoming an investment banker and will obviously have the money to support such a large family. My wives will be imported from both South America and Asia (doubt I can find an American girl who would agree to this)

My fukking Americanized mother yelled at me and I quickly retreated to my room in tears. Am I being immature? Or does this bytch have a point?

:usure::heh:
 

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No need to be greedy; just one of her will do
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I'm only half trolling but also being half serious. I don't see how a relationship with one girl can work. When I'm super horny and she's not in the mood what the fukk will I do? Why masturbate when there's billions of women on the planet? I need some busty Asian girl to give me a hand job when my black girl is on her period and angry and shyt as always.
 

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Just because you plan on being an investment banker doesn't mean yo ass wont be broke from them spending all yo shyt.
 

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I'm only half trolling but also being half serious. I don't see how a relationship with one girl can work. When I'm super horny and she's not in the mood what the fukk will I do? Why masturbate when there's billions of women on the planet? I need some busty Asian girl to give me a hand job when my black girl is on her period and angry and shyt as always.

Have you ever met a black person before :why:
 

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Why would you care what ur mom thinks A)shes a woman and wont understand and B) Americanized means she wont understand those traditions other than those taught in the new world...
 

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Just because you plan on being an investment banker doesn't mean yo ass wont be broke from them spending all yo shyt.

I will put them on a restrictive budget and reward them for saving money.

Have you ever a black person before :why:

No idea what that means.

Why would you care what ur mom thinks A)shes a woman and wont understand and B) Americanized means she wont understand those traditions other than those taught in the new world...

I don't. I just think it was hilarious how she was adamantly against it. I only mentioned it jokingly and she raised her voice.
 
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