So my pops left me a key to his flat

[yo moms]

yea i wouldnt fukk wit it then

only reason i did it cuz im so close to downtown and i live in a college district

throw a house party....or a stripper party and charge nikkas

yeah this is a rough neighbourhood

but strippers you say?

all i know is my dikk is getting wet for the first time whether it be prostitutes or some slags we found on the street

 

[mortuus est]

oh im the master at stealing from peoples house parties

*oh dont mind me im just going upstairs to the bathroom* meanwhile i be in the parents room looking for jewelry and various other expensive items to pawn

my kneega

first thing i take is the alcohol than tooth paste and anything i can sell

i remember a few months back i forgot to take the bottle of courvoisier and half way on my way home i wanted to go back and take it

 

[cleanface coney]

yeah this is a rough neighbourhood

but strippers you say?

all i know is my dikk is getting wet for the first time whether it be prostitutes or some slags we found on the street

yep you can make a couple dollars.... and get some p*ssy

win win situation

 

[yo moms]

my kneega

first thing i take is the alcohol than tooth paste and anything i can sell

i remember a few months back i forgot to take the bottle of courvoisier and half way on my way home i wanted to go back and take it

courvoisier?

some of the local kids try to hide their house parties from me

i will find you and i will crash your party with a bunch of batmobiles

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Amazon is firing...
UPS is hiring.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

Invite a bunch of bytches and spike some circoc you should get laid breh

he don't know no bytches

 

[yo moms]

Amazon is firing...
UPS is hiring.

he don't know no bytches

you act like my friends dont have rosters of their own

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

its real out chea, if i can grab two extra tooth pastes for my home why not

because you wouldn't want other people to steal your toothpaste?

 

[mortuus est]

because you wouldn't want other people to steal your toothpaste?

when i was young some of my toys went missing i think that made me the way i am