So… Network TV Called

[The Nigerian]

This is l.a bruhs. People talk and hide their mouths.


Someone from the porn shoot sees him on tv

They tell someone who tells someone who knows someone

Game over

I think I'm the right combination of sexy and charming enough to pull this off. At least for a few months.

Who am I kidding. It's not getting that far.

I didn't know I had "the look."

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

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I'M fukkING CRYING

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Only my Twitter page.

Guess that's going on private.

But fukk, my Twitter is poppin tho.

fukk it, I'm leaving it up.

Bruh you either gotta wear a mask or fukk that bytch and get her to gloss over it

 

[Colicat]

Delusions of grandeur

 

[The Nigerian]

Bruh you either gotta wear a mask or fukk that bytch and get her to gloss over it

Man, she was feeling me too.

She was like, "What's your ethnicity?"

I was like, "I'm Black. Sooo Black."

She's like "I see that."

And she flipped her hair and bit her pen.

Then we both laughed and I explained that my parents are Nigerian immigrants and that I'm very Black.

Dog, my dikk was so hard.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Man, she was feeling me too.

She was like, "What's your ethnicity?"

I was like, "I'm Black. Sooo Black."

She's like "I see that."

And she flipped her hair and bit her pen.

Then we both laughed and I explained that my parents are Nigerian immigrants and that I'm very Black.

Dog, my dikk was so hard.

If she find the pics fukk that hard and sloppy bruh, you too close not to make it fam

 

[Mowgli]

I think I'm the right combination of sexy and charming enough to pull this off. At least for a few months.

Who am I kidding. It's not getting that far.

I didn't know I had "the look."

Yeah you could be a more urban aware Wayne Brady. c00n 2.0.


Ah welp

 

[The Nigerian]

Yeah you could be a more urban aware Wayne Brady. c00n 2.0.


Ah welp

I think I can make this work, man.

 

[mrken12]

Like I said it's probably worth it to try, but its your life so it's your call. Good luck I guess?

Forget it. He's done. He's a walking failure. Too delusional and full of himself to use common sense.

 

[#1 pick]

There's always .......................................................................................................................................................................................... Nollywood . You're a "college degree holding reformed cooon Afro-centric comedian trendy water hustling porn star" .....you really want to stand out go back to your Roots....

























When the CEO lady you met get that phone call saying you literally just shot your first 2 -3 porn scenes within the last month she going be like......

She gonna be like

"Is that him, OMG! it can't be him"
"You know how Black guys all look the same"
She hears that laugh

She gonna call Nigerian and he's gonna be like:

Then he's gonna be like

 

[str8up]

See if she is down to get into the porn business

 

[newarkhiphop]

The minute the wolves find out the show you on they emailing her that shyt from your porn life

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

No way they find out you did super bbw porn unless you laughed during the scene





Edit: I thought the first part of your OP was detailing your next porn shoot

someone on here is gonna snitch

 

[Sauce Dab]

What did I just read

 

[mrken12]

The minute the wolves find out the show you on they emailing her that shyt from your porn life

Nigerian will find a way to mess this up on his own just like he does for any of his endeavors.