So nikkas were pulling out these bytches back in biblical times?!?!

[Free]

6 Judah got a wife for Er, his firstborn, and her name was Tamar.

7 But Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death.

8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.”

9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.

10 What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.

 

[African_brehda]

From that excerpt, pulling out sounds like a sin...that's what you should be concerned about

@skeetsinternal is being righteous after all

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

What does the good book say in regards to lying to people about making French fry pizza?

 

[Child_Of_God]

Is the Bible all a joke to you or something?

 

[Free]

What does the good book say in regards to lying to people about making French fry pizza?

22 The LORD detests lying lips, but he delights in people who are trustworthy.

Is the Bible all a joke to you or something?

What you mean?

 

[FeverPitch2]

What chapter and verse??

Edit: Genesis 38:6–14

 

[Kenny West]

From that excerpt, pulling out sounds like a sin...that's what you should be concerned about

@skeetsinternal is being righteous after all

No....

He lusted for his brothers wife and made a promise to god that he would take her as his own when his brother died and start a family.

Instead he broke his promise by pulling out, aka he was only satisfying his lust. So god killed him for breaking his oath

 

[Free]

What chapter and verse??

Genesis 38.

 

[Child_Of_God]

What you mean?

We can’t neglect the true intent of the Bible.

 

[Free]

We can’t neglect the true intent of the Bible.

And what is the true intent of the bible?

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

Let's summarize this story, God wants a man to fukk his in-law, the man pulls out, God kills him... Do y'all see why this shyt isn't believed?

 

[FeverPitch2]

Let's summarize this story, God wants a man to fukk his in-law, the man pulls out, God kills him... Do y'all see why this shyt isn't believed?

Nah, breh
Er was out here fukkin up and God struck him down
Er's father, Judah, asked his next oldest son, Onan, to step up.
Marry Er's widow and bear children with her.
Onan was like "fukk that. If we have kids, I won't inherit any of my brother's shyt. I got a plan."
So Onan decided to rock the p*ssy and pull out on some "I dont know why she aint getting pregnant! Must be her! Definitely aint me cuz I was in that thang, wasn' t I baby?"
God was likeand then
Onan was like and then

The Bible has plenty of very wild stories in it.

 

[skeetsinternal]

From that excerpt, pulling out sounds like a sin...that's what you should be concerned about

@skeetsinternal is being righteous after all

#gyalfibreed

 

[Free]

Nah, breh
Er was out here fukkin up and God struck him down
Er's father, Judah, asked his next oldest son, Onan, to step up.
Marry Er's widow and bear children with her.
Onan was like "fukk that. If we have kids, I won't inherit any of my brother's shyt. I got a plan."
So Onan decided to rock the p*ssy and pull out on some "I dont know why she aint getting pregnant! Must be her! Definitely aint me cuz I was in that thang, wasn' t I baby?"
God was likeand then
Onan was like and then

The Bible has plenty of very wild stories in it.

yes indeed

 

[Secure Da Bag]

So Onan decided to rock the p*ssy and pull out on some "I dont know why she aint getting pregnant! Must be her! Definitely aint me cuz I was in that thang, wasn' t I baby?"
God was likeand then
Onan was like and then

The Coli should make a Smiley Bible. @Orbital-Fetus I wish I could patreon enough money to convince you to do this.

EDIT: @FeverPitch2 my bad breh. I would patreon to get some bible chapter from you too.