So nobody else got a problem with the punk jedi always jumping folks???

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Jedis take kids away from their families, don’t allow you to have hoes, and hinder your abilities.

This is why the EU should have stayed canon in hindsight… in that continuity Luke Skywalker got married, rebuilt the Jedi order, and massively restructured everything. In his order, Jedi could still marry, have families, etc.

Luke brought the Jedi back while fixing all the cultish aspects of their system in the process. He was the GOAT.
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I hate the Disney Star Wars movies, I like episodes 1-6 and Rogue One, that's it

edit - never checked who did Rogue One, but it was cool

For me it’s Episodes 1-6, Clone Wars, and the EU.

Although I’m still getting into the EU at the moment (recently finished Shadows of the Empire), the best stories in that continuity seem to be more consistently engaging and put more respect on the characters than anything Disney is doing.

Anything Disney is fanfiction to me. Some of it is REALLY good fanfic (Mandalorian S1 and 2), but it’s still “What If?” status to me.
 

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Every time I see these nxggas fighting, they jumping somebody. They never throw hands with a nxgga one on one straight up. Is it in the Jedi handbook that "One must always find one's fellow Jedi and stomp out the adversary together"


:dahell: videos for emphasis.










These nxggas supposed to be the good guys while fighting dirty?

No wonder Anakin eventually saw the light and told "Old Ben" Kenobi that "from my vantage point it is the Jedi who are evil."

He was right. The Jedi were the true bad guys.

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don't worry breh, the Jedi got super jumped during Order 66, just watch Revenge of the Sith if you want to see the Jedi get their's
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btw, jumping niccas don't always work out for the Jedi, especially the Jedi Knights and Padawans, only if a group of Jedi Masters were rolling together would it matter, General Grievous was giving multiple Jedi Knights that work, and collecting their light sabers as trophies on some white serial killer sh1t

 

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bringing up the rule of two doesn't make sense to me either

a jedi can only have one apprentice at a time, yoga and mace weren't even gonna let Ani into their little he-man woman haters club
A Jedi can only have one apprentice at a time, but there are hundreds of Jedi led by a council.

A Sith Master is 1 of 1, his apprentice is (officially) 1 of 1. Secret apprentices are taken on to weed out weakness through deathly competition, or undermine the sitting master to help the official apprentice push the cycle forward.
Episode 7 had potential but they fukked Episode 8 and 9 up bad.
Episode 7 was Episode 4 rehashed. Episode 8's biggest flaw was character depth but it gets entirely too much hate. Didn't watch 9 because it was Episode 6 rehashed.
 

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This is why the EU should have stayed canon in hindsight… in that continuity Luke Skywalker got married, rebuilt the Jedi order, and massively restructured everything. In his order, Jedi could still marry, have families, etc.

Luke brought the Jedi back while fixing all the cultish aspects of their system in the process. He was the GOAT.
You have to realize the move Disney made with declaring the EU non-canon. They don't have to pay any of those writers for their ideas going forward...but they still own the EU and can freely steal those ideas, rework them as something slightly different, repurposing them as "new" content. They learned big time from their Marvel purchase and got out in front of things when drawing up the Lucasfilm deal.


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Jedis take kids away from their families, don’t allow you to have hoes, and hinder your abilities.
Brehs need to open their policies fr.

They made Anakin who he became in the end sheeit.


I would be taking from jedi and Sith if I was a force imbued being fr. :childplease:
 

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Brehs need to open their policies fr.

They made Anakin who he became in the end sheeit.


I would be taking from jedi and Sith if I was a force imbued being fr. :childplease:
Anikan destroyed the Sith as he was supposed to. It worked out fine if you don't count the Disney bullshyt.
 

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btw, jumping niccas don't always work out for the Jedi, especially the Jedi Knights and Padawans, only if a group of Jedi Masters were rolling together would it matter, General Grievous was giving multiple Jedi Knights that work, and collecting their light sabers as trophies on some white serial killer sh1t


Peep how everybody hid when Grevious pulled up? :stopitslime:

nikkas ALWAYS on some #jumpyou time
 
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