fukk baseball and all of their cac-centric rules
you can't do anything in that sport without making someone mad
take too long to run the bases after you hit a HR? they're offended
show emotion after striking a batter out? they're offended
round the bases too widely? they're offended
admire the ball going out of the park after hitting a HR? they're offended
doing a simple bat flip after hitting a HR? they're offended
taking your time in the batter's box to ensure your comfort during an AB? they're offended
accidentally throwing near a batter's head? they're offended
running into the catcher full speed to make him drop the ball? they're offended
going in for a slide hoping to make the fielder make an errant throw? they're offended
fukk them
