Lebron is on some Jedi type of shyt....
Kobe is a fukking Sith Lord....
This is actually a deep analogy but I don't want to come off as a fakkit so I'll just leave it at that.
So players take less money to play with Lebron & turn down millions to play with Kobe
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Lebron is on some Jedi type of shyt....
Kobe is a fukking Sith Lord....
This is actually a deep analogy but I don't want to come off as a fakkit so I'll just leave it at that.
Dawg anybody can see that Kobe is a Sith.
He's filled with hate and anger. He deals in absolutes! We must win my way!! I take the shots! He's Darth Maul..
Bron is Anakin Skywalker.
Bron was born with the highest concentration of midicholrians that anyone has ever seen..
He was conceived of midichlorians..
He is the Chosen one that will bring balance to the Force..
Dawg anybody can see that Kobe is a Sith.
He's filled with hate and anger. He deals in absolutes! We must win my way!! I take the shots! He's Darth Maul..
Bron is Anakin Skywalker.
Bron was born with the highest concentration of midicholrians that anyone has ever seen..
He was conceived of midichlorians..
He is the Chosen one that will bring balance to the Force..
When LeBron saves Kobe from Wade in the Chancellor office, and turns to the Dark Side.
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Lebron is on some Jedi type of shyt....
Kobe is a fukking Sith Lord....
This is actually a deep analogy but I don't want to come off as a fakkit so I'll just leave it at that.
Dawg anybody can see that Kobe is a Sith.
He's filled with hate and anger. He deals in absolutes! We must win my way!! I take the shots! He's Darth Maul..
Bron is Anakin Skywalker.
Bron was born with the highest concentration of midicholrians that anyone has ever seen..
He was conceived of midichlorians..
He is the Chosen one that will bring balance to the Force..
Qui Gon Riley realized the potential GOAT in the making. He just needed guidance
Young Obi-Wade took The Chosen One under his wing and taught him how to use the force
With the help of Jar-Jar Bosh the Galaxy will be saved and the opression of the sith will never return!
I just hope Anabron doesn't opt-out and turn to the darkside joining Darth Bean
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I just hope Anabron doesn't opt-out and turn to the darkside joining Darth Bean
Not gonna happen. He will bring balance to the force not leave it in darkness:harden:
Bosh is C-P3ODawg anybody can see that Kobe is a Sith.
He's filled with hate and anger. He deals in absolutes! We must win my way!! I take the shots! He's Darth Maul..
Bron is Anakin Skywalker.
Bron was born with the highest concentration of midicholrians that anyone has ever seen..
He was conceived of midichlorians..
He is the Chosen one that will bring balance to the Force..
Mindfield333
Superstar
So Kobe the worst teammate ever yet has 5 rings, damn his individual will must be the greatest of all time then
To win 5 rings with zero team chemistry?GOAT
phil jackson
Norris Cole would be Jar-Jar
Qui Gon Riley realized the potential GOAT in the making. He just needed guidance
Young Obi-Wade took The Chosen One under his wing and taught him how to use the force
With the help of Jar-Jar Bosh the Galaxy will be saved and the opression of the sith will never return!
I just hope Anabron doesn't opt-out and turn to the darkside joining Darth Bean
Goatpoacher
Superstar
not only is he socially awkward, dude ALWAYS goes out of his way to sound extra macho and cocky. that shyt is so forced and corny
"kobe, what do you think of so and so getting hit?"
"shyt, if it was me, i wouldve punched/slapped him"
mind you, this comes from a nikka whose NBA fight career consists of getting thrown over a scoreboard by reggie miller (the original jumpshooting stickman before kevin durant), getting 2-pieced by chris childs and getting clotheslined by raja bell (and doing absolutely nothing)
now here he is with a chance to convince one of the game's most athletic and game-changing big men to stay and help the lakers win. no one was asking him to kiss dwight's ass. he could have simply said something like "hey man, we need you here to get where we want to go. let's go out there and win some championships, bro"
instead he was basically on some, "you haven't done shyt in your career. you need me" type shyt. dwight shouldve thrown his rockets jersey on and punched kobe in his mouth during that meeting.
Madness has been catching more bodies than the Spanish Flu.
add greg oden to the list. couldve gotten more money elsewhere and chooses the heat because of lebron
our king is a gracious one
our king is a gracious one
Goat poster
KANG LIFE
not only is he socially awkward, dude ALWAYS goes out of his way to sound extra macho and cocky. that shyt is so forced and corny
"kobe, what do you think of so and so getting hit?"
"shyt, if it was me, i wouldve punched/slapped him"
mind you, this comes from a nikka whose NBA fight career consists of getting thrown over a scoreboard by reggie miller (the original jumpshooting stickman before kevin durant), getting 2-pieced by chris childs and getting clotheslined by raja bell (and doing absolutely nothing)
now here he is with a chance to convince one of the game's most athletic and game-changing big men to stay and help the lakers win. no one was asking him to kiss dwight's ass. he could have simply said something like "hey man, we need you here to get where we want to go. let's go out there and win some championships, bro"
instead he was basically on some, "you haven't done shyt in your career. you need me" type shyt. dwight shouldve thrown his rockets jersey on and punched kobe in his mouth during that meeting.
Dwight shoulda cussed Bean out and got up and left the meeting. I know Nash had to keep from going
when Kobe was saying that bullshyt speech.
*Readies neg rep*
Oh, its lit.
