True story.....
It was a bright sunny Tuesday evening when i called my girl to come chill who goes by the name "potential future" in my phone. She came over, we chatted it up a bit, kissed, ate poptarts and bacon with cranberry juice mixed with mystery kool-aid. I have so much feelings for her, she told me i was the ONLY GUY she was talking to and dealing with. But those feelings took a traumatic turn when i decided to heat things up a bit. Long story short........
Me:*Kissing her neck*You took a shower? you smell good.
Her:Yes babe i did.
Me:*kissing her t*ts*You like how that feel?
Her:Yes
Me:*Kissing her stomach*Take off your pants..
Her:*taking off pants*
Me:*Licking her pu$$y*When the last time a guy did this?
Her:*Enjoying the feeling*Yesterday..
Me:Oh yeah......... (RECORD SCRATCH!!!!!!!!)
I did'nt see you yesterday.......
I WAS AT WORK ALL DAY!!!!
I don't want to get into to much details, but i lost it fellow bubs. I know this might seem like a "ducktale's" thread with some of the stuff i said, but i have a huge sense of humor.
I am in a depressing state as of now and don't know what to do.
Lol. Well aren't you glad you dodged that bullet.![]()
Don't let me......
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Aye some bytches have that fetish though. I used to fukk with this girl that would want me to nut in her, so she can go let her nikka eat it outnot sure if ole boy knew or not, but that wasn't my problem.
Lets hope that isn't what you were dealing with.
But the fact she didn't bother hiding the fact...does not bode well for you.
Don't make me do it to you..
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We were in the early stages of a relationship. When i said "potential future" i meant by potential future wife.How do you cheat on someone you're not in a real relationship with?
ate the pusssy after a n1gga had his d1ck up in that the day before
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And it better be because your family is having a funeral and a wedding and a baby shower all at the same time.i'm crying brehs![]()
True story.....
It was a bright sunny Tuesday evening when i called my girl to come chill who goes by the name "potential future" in my phone. She came over, we chatted it up a bit, kissed, ate poptarts and bacon with cranberry juice mixed with mystery kool-aid. I have so much feelings for her, she told me i was the ONLY GUY she was talking to and dealing with. But those feelings took a traumatic turn when i decided to heat things up a bit. Long story short........
Me:*Kissing her neck* You took a shower? you smell good.
Her:Yes babe i did.
Me:*kissing her t*ts*You like how that feel?
Her:Yes
Me:*Kissing her stomach*Take off your pants..
Her:*taking off pants*
Me:*Licking her pu$$y*When the last time a guy did this?
Her:*Enjoying the feeling* Yesterday..
Me:Oh yeah.........
I did'nt see you yesterday.......
I WAS AT WORK ALL DAY!!!!
I don't want to get into to much details, but i lost it fellow bubs. I know this might seem like a "ducktale's" thread with some of the stuff i said, but i have a huge sense of humor.
I am in a depressing state as of now and don't know what to do.
*Logs off*
Your tastebuds lost...![]()