So there's people who only move their bowels once a week?

[CarbonBraddock]

Everyone shyts different. Some do it once a day and others once or twice a week.

Sorry but this is false

 

[Child_Of_God]

Sorry but this is false

Proof?

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

always make sure my ass is clean

 

[BlackBall]

Oatmeal everyday

 

[the cac mamba]

metamucil gang

4 teaspoons every night

Unload in the morning after my coffee

facts, one of the best things you can do for your health. i have a glass of that terrible shyt every night before dinner

 

[Luke Cage]

Didn't someone get banned once for posting a giant shyt in their tiolet on some clickbait n switch post?

 

[DivaForever]

Lay off them percs

 

[Bumblebreh]

The toilet is where I do my thinking. Gotta be on it twice a day

I used to solve equations whilst taking a dump.


But yeah I be flabby and shyt so I can go a day or two without pooping.And when I do poop I be in there for half an hour.I will sometimes sweat and wipe my forehead.
Diarrhea aint a joke and I will be clutching that toilet roll like a motherfukker.

 

[Soundbwoy]

I don’t know what happened to me at the beginning of the year I usually go 2-3 times a day but at some point it got so big and hard I couldn’t push it through I wouldn’t wish it to my worst enemy

 

[Luke Cage]

On a side note

A long healthy 5 minute drunken piss after having to hold it for an hour is possibly the greatest feeling in the world.

 

[Blankthawtz]

usually twice a day....but once a day is fine...

brehs got hot dogs and worms comin out they ass??.....

 

[godliness]

Plant based gang

I shyt all day long

 

[Sauce Dab]

usually twice a day....but once a day is fine...

brehs got hot dogs and worms comin out they ass??.....

hot dogs is what you supposed to have. you got caterpillars and ice cream coming out yours?

 

[hatealot]

I be moving that work like I'm Maria Full of Grace

 

[Bumblebreh]

I don’t know what happened to me at the beginning of the year I usually go 2-3 times a day but at some point it got so big and hard I couldn’t push it through I wouldn’t wish it to my worst enemy

You should move to harlem.