So there's people who only move their bowels once a week?

[Vandelay]

As a kid...I used to shyt once a week. Since my mid 20s I've been once a day.

 

[UpAndComing]

My body must respond differently then. I drink lots of water everyday and it never gives me the shyts. You must be eating a lot of junk or something, man.



That's what's sending you to the toilet.

What does "alot of water" mean to you, how much gallons?

 

[froggle]

eating oatmeal daily got me going twice a day, it started to become really annoying, especially since I don't use public bathrooms

 

[606onit]

i eliminate waste at least 3 times per day.

 

[Maximus]

What does "alot of water" mean to you, how much gallons?

Around the same estimate you gave. I drink roughly seven glasses a day, bottled water, etc. It never gave me the shyts.

 

[UpAndComing]

Around the same estimate you gave. I drink roughly seven glasses a day, bottled water, etc. It never gave me the shyts.

Water doesn't "give me the shyts", never said that. But it does keep me regular going 1-2 times a day

 

[The God Poster]

The bathroom at work be super quiet & peacful
Be up there damn near every work day. Especially now I'm back on my shakes .​

 

[Heafcliffe]

I know a girl who said she only poops once a week. shyt makes no sense. How you just gonna keep piling shyt on top of the other shyt still inside of you?

She'd be the one craving anal too.

Personally, I go 2 to 3 times daily. Staying carrying baby wipes ALL DAY, NO SHAME.

I eat mostly fruits, grains, veggies, lean proteins, nuts, legumes. Now that the spring/summer is en route, wife stays blending. Smoothies and fruit juices.

We's regular in this house.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Some of y’all walking around with Colorectal/Duodenal polyps and don’t even know it..
Had three polyps removed two years ago and that’s one of the signs..
Get more fiber in your diet or at best get on them probiotics to clean you out more..
You’ve been warned..

 

[King Poetic]

Morning dumps the best

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

I was once told your bowels are supposed to move at least three times a day or else . The most I'd go in a week would probably be 3 times (outta a week, sometimes less) and it depends on the food I'm eating.

Like if I'm eating some real good hearty meals my bowels would move damn near 4 (maybe 5) times that week with most of it happening on that particular day.

 

[newworldafro]

You couldn't tell from their posts that Coli nikkas full of shyt?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/11/The-Wire-shyt-Clay-Davis.gif

 

[broller]

I used to solve equations whilst taking a dump.


But yeah I be flabby and shyt so I can go a day or two without pooping.And when I do poop I be in there for half an hour.I will sometimes sweat and wipe my forehead.
Diarrhea aint a joke and I will be clutching that toilet roll like a motherfukker.