So they say the key to lasting relationships is keeping it new.

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How do you plan on keeping it new, Coli brehs and brehettes?

I mean, after a while they already know how you like to fukk and what jokes you tell.

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Role play. :yeshrug:

She wanted to eat and I said we'd go to Portillo's.So I had on the squarest outfit I had in my wardrobe last night, drove my G8GT as slow as i could(driving like a real lame, 10 and 2 all that shyt), and was acting real lame/Unaccommodating toward my lady to the point she was getting borderline uncomfortable/upset. I excused myself to go to the bathroom right before we ordered(I had already had a change of clothes in the bag I had carried with me)

Came out fresh as fukk, big ass earring in my ears, and talking different-some real slick shyt- spitting game at my girl like I was somebody different. "Ay sweetheart I seen that nikka you was with with earlier and he ain't seem to interested or interesting, were y'all together? cause I think he just left. I'm here too but I dot really know anybody like that, you mind if we eat together?":jawalrus:

Her face ::dwillhuh::ohhh::gladbron:

After we ate I hit her with the: "So I'm in town just for tonight, I got a room over at the Marriott, you want to have some drinks there? And "relax" a little? :shaq:

Her: But I was here with...:usure:

Me. :mjpls: Don't worry about him, he'll be alright. My car(I parked my 2nd car, my SS Camaro, on Ontario the opposing street) outside. Lets go. :myman:

Us in the Marriott: :noah:

That performance should at least hold me over until Spring. :manny:
 

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I plan on cheating. I think I have the infidelity gene anyways.
It's like great parents always tell their kids.

You can be whatever you want to be in this life.
But whatever it is, you be the best at it.

So you play them simps and take that dikk like a champ!

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Role play. :yeshrug:

She wanted to eat and I said we'd go to Portillo's.So I had on the squarest outfit I had in my wardrobe last night, drove my G8GT as slow as i could(driving like a real lame, 10 and 2 all that shyt), and was acting real lame/Unaccommodating toward my lady to the point she was getting borderline uncomfortable/upset. I excused myself to go to the bathroom right before we ordered(I had already had a change of clothes in the bag I had carried with me)

Came out fresh as fukk, big ass earring in my ears, and talking different-some real slick shyt- spitting game at my girl like I was somebody different. "Ay sweetheart I seen that nikka you was with with earlier and he ain't seem to interested or interesting, were y'all together? cause I think he just left. I'm here too but I dot really know anybody like that, you mind if we eat together?":jawalrus:

Her face ::dwillhuh::ohhh::gladbron:

After we ate I hit her with the: "So I'm in town just for tonight, I got a room over at the Marriott, you want to have some drinks there? And "relax" a little? :shaq:

Her: But I was here with...:usure:

Me. :mjpls: Don't worry about him, he'll be alright. My car(I parked my 2nd car, my SS Camaro, on Ontario the opposing street) outside. Lets go. :myman:

Us in the Marriott: :noah:

That performance should at least hold me over until Spring. :manny:
:russ:

Touche, breh
 

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the key is being comfortable. all modern philosophy would preach otherwise but contentment is really the answer

if youre comfortable dressing up as raggedy ann and andy knock yourself out
 

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experiment breh

search deep in to your sexual psyche, everyone's got weird little interest that thy prob never told anyone, ask your girl about hers and vis-a versa, try them maybe

for me though just having that conversation resulted in really interesting animalistic kinda sex for while

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by finding a new broad.

edit: almost everyone in here mentioning sexual related stuff. Is that the only way to keep things new...whats wrong with yall?


I guess he said in a relationship, it's a common problem
for monouges but cN be very easily cured
 

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by finding a new broad.

edit: almost everyone in here mentioning sexual related stuff. Is that the only way to keep things new...whats wrong with yall?
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The secret for a lasting relationship is to DO YOU, bruh.
You have to put yourself before the chick.
You need to do things that interest you AND you have to include your lady in those interests.
For example, if your thing is bowling, take her ass bowling with you.......or at least invite her.
If your passion is growing some sort of business, ask her for some insight or advice.

A lot of folks believe the theory that women love bad boys.
I believe that as well.
But I'm not talking about some hyper sexualized, hyper violence street thuggery shyt.
I'm talking about NOT always placing her needs before your own.

In other words, you need to be a leader.
Despite this new boldness that these women like to flaunt, at the end of the day, because of our basic human nature, they still want a nga to lead.
 

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experiment breh

search deep in to your sexual psyche, everyone's got weird little interest that thy prob never told anyone, ask your girl about hers and vis-a versa, try them maybe

for me though just having that conversation resulted in really interesting animalistic kinda sex for while

:to:
I think that's how Bruce Jenner ended up getting divorced and becoming a woman tho.

That shyt can backfire

:wow:


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The secret for a lasting relationship is to DO YOU, bruh.
You have to put yourself before the chick.
You need to do things that interest you AND you have to include your lady in those interests.
For example, if your thing is bowling, take her ass bowling with you.......or at least invite her.
If your passion is growing some sort of business, ask her for some insight or advice.

A lot of folks believe the theory that women love bad boys.
I believe that as well.
But I'm not talking about some hyper sexualized, hyper violence street thuggery shyt.
I'm talking about NOT always placing her needs before your own.

In other words, you need to be a leader.
Despite this new boldness that these women like to flaunt, at the end of the day, because of our basic human nature, they still want a nga to lead.
:salute:
 

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Keep what fresh? Either accept it as is or move on. The problem with relationships is people thinking they HAVE to do anything other then be with eachother & be faithful... :yeshrug:

People who get "bored" are usually boring which is why they have to "work" to keep up a lie in the relationship (that its NOT boring)... :yeshrug:

If you want adventure then find an adventurous partner to begin with, makes sense? People who think they have to keep the relationship at a certain "state" (ala FRESH) are tricking themselves into believing they're designed to be with ONE person. Be real with yourself... if you're always looking to spark something "new" then you subconsciously want something "different" & attempts at keeping things "fresh" is really just an illusion of changing that person...
 
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