So this guy I friendzoned finally caught my drift...

[-DMP-]

You had me at first. then it came to me.

Good one.

 

[Ceazy]

5 star dap UNDAP then RE-DAP gonna log into real account to 5 star again good spin

 

[Neil Tyson]

At first, I was really diggin his positive energy.

He did not come off as thirsty or just another guy tryin to hit .......AT FIRST!

So i thought I could legitimately chill with him without him trying to fukk.

He wasnt really my type in the first place but he was nice.

I think I started giving him the wrong idea after I spent the night once and cuddled with him.

nikka started getting boring after a while. So I urged him that I wanted to go out next time we got up.

I think he lied about this party we was suppose to go to being canceled just so he could get me drink at his house and try to hit

fukk nikka ended up gettin pissy drunk and I went to sleep on his clown ass :mlaff:

I got up with him one last time and this is when he showed his true colors

He started hinting to sex and he almost had me (nikka had my titties in his mouth, givin them a tongue massage )

I snapped to my senses and gave him a tired excuse about only having sex with a man I'm in a relationship with and how I was going to school abroad for 2 months and low and behold, that fukkboy showed his true colors


left his dingy ass hoodie on the flo and never looked back.

Oh, this is a parody of that other thread.

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

 

[FTBS]

That's not the friendzone. Ya'll hung out a few times. You weren't feeling him. He went for the puss. You hit him with the and ya'll both moved on. Friendzone is where you actually operate under the guise of legit friendship and use this nikka for his time and money.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

The whole scene sounds like some high school shyt

 

[Neil Tyson]

That's not the friendzone. Ya'll hung out a few times. You weren't feeling him. He went for the puss. You hit him with the and ya'll both moved on. Friendzone is where you actually operate under the guise of legit friendship and use this nikka for his time and money.

Exactly, if he's not talking to you anymore. Then he was never your friend.

 

[audemarzz]

Ahh so this is a spin on another thread? I feel so confused @Elle Driver come and be confused with me

 

[Kokoro]

Damn that's fukked up. How you gon let him taste titty meat and not let him hit, that's torture

Dem blue balls hurt. Be jerking through the pain like

 

[havoc]

Pretend to be a woman's platonic friend to smash, brehs.

@Marty Kaan, you knew damn well homie wasn't just trying to chill with you without the intention to have sex. You had your titties in his mouth and he had his tongue spooning your coochie. You expected him not to get pissed after you turned him down ? I swear some woman like you are full of shyt. You can't use a nikka for a play toy and expect him to stick to his status as a platonic friend.

 

[Action Mike]

thread is bullshyt of the fact @Marty Kaan ain't friendzoning NO ONE

 

[muse]

You could've done better than this

 

[VegasCAC]

What kind of fukking loser would this guy have to be to be friendzoned by your overweight ass

 

[OfTheCross]

At first, I was really diggin his positive energy.

He did not come off as thirsty or just another guy tryin to hit .......AT FIRST!

So i thought I could legitimately chill with him without him trying to fukk.

He wasnt really my type in the first place but he was nice.

I think I started giving him the wrong idea after I spent the night once and cuddled with him.

nikka started getting boring after a while. So I urged him that I wanted to go out next time we got up.

I think he lied about this party we was suppose to go to being canceled just so he could get me drink at his house and try to hit

fukk nikka ended up gettin pissy drunk and I went to sleep on his clown ass :mlaff:

I got up with him one last time and this is when he showed his true colors

He started hinting to sex and he almost had me (nikka had my titties in his mouth, givin them a tongue massage )

I snapped to my senses and gave him a tired excuse about only having sex with a man I'm in a relationship with and how I was going to school abroad for 2 months and low and behold, that fukkboy showed his true colors


left his dingy ass hoodie on the flo and never looked back.

You thought he actually just wanted to spend time with you ?

 

[John Mayer]

He a simp I had a woman try to tell me no before