So this guy I friendzoned finally caught my drift...

[Soon]

Oh yeah this is all his fault

Dude breezed so he is winning at life, imagine if he wifed this chick.

He should play the powerball cause he caught a good bounce, might catch a couple more good bounces.

I caught some bad bounces, so when its lighting outside, I stay inside, but when I catch a good bounce I always try my luck.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

If you're as big as the woman in those pics the dude you "friendzoned" is either a simp or played the long con on a big girl and failed, which is even WORSE

 

[intruder]

I think I started giving him the wrong idea after I spent the night once and cuddled with him.

He started hinting to sex and he almost had me (nikka had my titties in his mouth, givin them a tongue massage )

Im sorry boo but if we do all this you pretty much owe the breh some p*ssy

 

[The Answer]

Stopped reading @ "I think I started giving him the wrong idea after I spent the night once and cuddled with him."

 

[Strapped]

terrible

 

[Ooh Marty]