So this what they teach at Mowgli's Brazilian jiu jitsu classes

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I've fought sum MMA trained guy at my job,supposedly he was in the underground scene or some shyt,tried to walk around my club like he was some big shot,he was like 5'8 130lbs :comeon: I mean I know that don't really matter if you trained and all,but I already knew I was stronger plus I was pretty sure we couldn't take a punch like that,anyways,he started getting real rowdy,I told him to chill,cuz I got goons on deck and they got the hammers on em,and for his own safety quit saying shyt for them to hear,anyways he was in the smokin area talkin shyt,saying he a boss and all that, I told him to lower his tone of voice,I was conversing with a skripper and couldn't hear her,so he's like "fukk you!",their was a few of my peoples their and they immediately looked at me like "you gonna let this chump talk to you like that?:usure:" and by our rules their,I can't hit no one unless in self defense,so I knew I couldn't hit him first,so they was already like "let me handle his ass no problem" I told them chill I got this,told him to follow me to the hall way cuz I had to talk to him,b4 I knew it I had him,his people and like 10 other people crammed in a tight ass hall way,so I told him I would let that slide once,next one I would have to kick him out,knowing full well we was gonna tell me to fukk off wich I wanted,so he did,told me to get the fukk out of his face before he fukked me up,I told him to make me since he such a tough guy,I was paranoid at how he was gonna come at me since I'm mainly used to throwin hands and light grappling,but with such a tight hall way he wouldn't be able to do all that take down shyt,he immediately charged me and tried to press me against the wall and grab my arm,and kneed me,he did knee the shyt out of me and fukk did it hurt,I was high off coke so it just got me in a rage,I immediately slammed him against the wall with all my weight behind it,he hit his head and got dazed,I hit him with a quick hay maker,knocked out cold :scust:
His homies pulled him back to smokin area and left him slumped on the floor,and wen he came to he started apologizing to me saying he was sorry :skip:
Good thing was that the hallway has camera so it was all caught in tape so management seen he hit me first,so I didn't get i trouble,so point of the story is striking > hugging it out imo
Plus like they said that shyt only works on one on one shyt,my boys had already told me if he would of started with that take down hugging shyt they would of jumped him for doing that fakkit shyt :pachaha:

You MUST retrieve that footage at once :feedme:
 

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i think kravgrav.... or whatever that Israeli shyt is...
and Wing Chun can fukk with a Muay Thai fighter............... depending on the person.

From what I've read and heard Wing Chun is a joke. A Muay Thai fighter on a broken leg would absolutely destroy a Wing Chun fighter. :lolbron:
 

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Martial arts/fighting discussions really bring out all the "smart dumb" nikkas. :snoop:

@Mowgli, these cats won't learn until they experience it. :yeshrug: Everyone thinks they can fight until someone shows them they can't.
Its alright i dont mind educating them. I can tell they're curious. Sometimes pride gets in the way of acknowledging feeling completely helpless at the hands of jiujitsu. Thats why you have clowns saying. O ill pull a knife and kill you. O ill pull a gun and shoot you. Aint never cut shyt in their life besides a sandwich. Yes, experiencing is believing. Jiujitsu is like a gun, easy to underestimate until you see one go off in real life, then you understand what the word respect means.
 

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Google Simpsons writers and tell me how many of these guys you'd want in a bar with you when shyts about to go down, being completely untrained. :usure:

Only thing id want them for is the number for a good lawyer.... :usure:
 

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baby, that was the old me
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such a nightmare.
And they're all wearing black belts :mjlol:

I respect all other styles of martial arts.

I don't respect blatant, fraudulent, mcdojo trained bull-shido.

What type of p*ssy shyt did I just watch? Dudes was so flabby and goofy that they fell over multiple times. U can't use this shyt on anything
 

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Yes, no boxer on the planet has ever been jumped, hit with foreign objects and beaten up by untrained guys. You dont know what you're talking about and its obvious you havnt been in a fight. Morons like you think that if an untrained guy even HITS someone who trains, they won the fight. Dude, sucker punched and hit ol boy with a 2x4, :mjlol: Thats a sign of respect. :camby:

Make excuses to be lazy and untrained though. You dont box or train jiujitsu so whats the point of this post. You'd be food to either one.
Fact is bjj isn't worth shyt in street situations. How you gonna be tryna grapple the dude when you got 4 other people ready to jump on top of you?

In a street situation boxing/muay thai> any kind of grappling. You should be trying to stay on your feet, land blows, and get out of the situation. Not going for take downs.

And pistols> bjj
Mace> bjj
Knives>bjj
a 2x4> bjj.

That shyt is jokes. All good if thats your sport or whatever. But don't act like that shyt prepares you for street situations cuz it doesn't.
 

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Fact is bjj isn't worth shyt in street situations. How you gonna be tryna grapple the dude when you got 4 other people ready to jump on top of you?

In a street situation boxing/muay thai> any kind of grappling. You should be trying to stay on your feet, land blows, and get out of the situation. Not going for take downs.

And pistols> bjj
Mace> bjj
Knives>bjj
a 2x4> bjj.

That shyt is jokes. All good if thats your sport or whatever. But don't act like that shyt prepares you for street situations cuz it doesn't.
gracies themselves say its useless in a street fight.

 
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