LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! After a long absence from TSC, you all might have forgotten. My name is PAUL-HEYMAN!
And I am the very best friend of YOUR reigning and defending TSC World Heavyweight Champion for the past SIX HUNDRED and THIRTY-ONE days,
@CM Punk. I am also a key member of the Straight Edge Society that features such outstanding and truly heroic members such as
@Bishop KG Dinero,
@krackdagawd ,
@MushroomX (his current membership is under review via CM Punk),
@StarClout,
@TheGreatShowtime,
@TrueEpic08,
@We Ready and
@the artist known az. And of course, I am the advocate for the resident BEAST of TSC,
@Brock Lesnar.
Now I see the yearly "Why isn't TSC a main forum" thread has appeared. "Why doesn't
@cook and
@Brooklynzson love TSC?" Do you want to know why?
Well, do you want to know why?
Because they don't give a damn about professional wrestling. They don't give a damn about a TSC poster. They would much rather see you wolf ticket selling, ungrateful, $9.99 paying albatrosses just sink away to the bottomless oceans of the internet never to resurface again. YOUR TSC World Heavyweight Champion, the one regular poster to give the single biggest donation to this site,
@CM Punk even offered to PAY to put TSC on the main page two years ago. Do you know what happened? Your champion was ignored.
Then something happened. TSC turned on it's champion
@CM Punk. Allegations of quitting. Allegations of racism. Allegations of stealing neckbeard fantasies with comic book reading beautiful women. Basement dwelling porn obsessed sycophants make disparaging remarks on a daily basis here. You people do not deserve a main forum. You should all be on your hands and knees thanking cook and brooklynzson for allowing you to be here and posting your nonsensical opinions on their servers. Besides, where are you going to go? SOHH??
Enjoy this place as it is. None of you will strive to make a difference here. And remember, the Straight Edge Society will always be your heroes and........
@Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!
@Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!
@Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!
@Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!
@Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!
@Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!
. There's no time to double check these daps. I got Roman Reigns thirsting to do in those threads. 
I wouldn't go that far. Some people went overboard with their "pipe bombs" the last time this thread was made and got tossed in the bushes 
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