Her: So what do you do?
Me: I'm in sales. I also do comedy and personal training.
Her: Oh, cool. So what do you do for fun?
Me: Uh... [Tries to think of something other than porn, videogames, internet]... I play Tennis sometimes!
Her: Oh wow! I love tennis. We should play sometimes!
Me: Yeah... you down for blunts and netflix?
personal training
thats about as believable as that Molly Watr product you was pushing 

my coli experience is ruined now