-because that shyt is lame.
-because I don't wanna adjust my schedule according to ANYONE, not even a fukking kid
-because kids are annoying
-because i don't even want a hint of me trying to play a daddy role to permeate this bytch's brain
-because the internet
-because I wanna fukk 2-3 times in 1 night without you worrying if your little one is still breathing
-because I am biased against stretch marks
-basketball reasons
-because that lil fukker probably blew your vagina out the frame during child birth
-because young, childless bytches have this unspeakable, invisible, yet noticeable energy that gets my dikk harder
-because older, childless bytches have this unspeakable, invisible, yet noticeable energy that gets my dikk harder
-because i don't wanna muffle your mama's screams with a pillow with i put the dack all the way in, bytch
-because i'm trying to fukk on that dining room table
-because i don't wanna trip over some kid's dirty ass transformers/dora book bag
-because your annoying ass is delaying my dack getting suck
-because I'm selfish, lil nugga
-because your existence is compromising part of my freedom too
-because I just don't give a fukk about motherfukkas that don't share DNA with me