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yall make it sound like the land of no return marty trying to strap nikkas up to infiltrate. maybe we should go in as a unit. :pacspit: i aint gonna let no posters run me out if i go it'll be because i choose to
 
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U sure?

Lol last night was date night, and we requested a booth in the back of the restaurant for privacy. There were a few tables around us that were occupied, but not too many.

I pulled his dikk out and gave him a hand job. Just before he could nut I ducked under the table, and took his nut to the head!
It was a big load, and a lot of it dripped down my chin. I swallowed real quick, and as our food was coming to the table, I was wiping the rest of his nut, which had dripped all down my tittes. Lol we had fun, though!
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Tonight was a great night-- Date night!

Recently, my hubs and I enjoyed some detailed pillow talk about our sexual fantasies.
I thought I'd known (and had successfully fulfilled) all of his fantasies, but apparently not.
Anyway, he closed his eyes, and started telling me how he always wanted to fukk me in a strip club; "ratchet", I know!
He described how he wanted me to sit on his lap, and ride his dikk, while the strippers did their thing on stage. He pictured me riding his dikk to the beat of the music, until he nutted deep in my p*ssy, then me standing up, pulling my dress down, and walking away without saying a word. Basically, his fantasy was to fukk a stripper.
Now, the thought of pleasing my man pleases me, so I immediately get to making plans. I wanted to make his fantasy a reality, of course.
I decided to make it happen tonight. The thought of fukking in a club (let alone a strip club) disgusted me, but like Tiny Harris, I'm ride or die!
So I tell him I made plans for us, but wouldn't tell him where. We got dressed, and he kept saying I needed to go change my clothes 'cause my dress was "too short and all up my ass."
I told him it was for his surprise, and to sit back and stfu! Lol
I blindfolded him until we got to the club, and when he saw where we were, he was in shock! He couldn't do anything but grin at me, and he kept telling me we didn't have to go in.
We did go in, though, and after a few drinks, I was ready to fulfill his fantasy.
The club was packed, and dollar bills were pouring in that bytch!
I started kissing my man, and I could feel his dikk getting hard; he knew it was about to go down.
I told him to get ready to pull his dikk out, as I was giving him a little lap dance. My dress was tight enough so it stayed over my ass, but short enough so when I sat down, it exposed my p*ssy.
I eased on his dikk, and I guess I was still a little tense, because I know I let out a moan, thank goodness for the loud music.
I rode his dikk, and got so into the moment that when I opened my eyes, we had a couple people turned around watching us. Lmao... He busted his nut, and I could feel his legs shaking! It was intense for both of us!
I stood up, and pulled my dress down, just like in his fantasy... Except I charged his ass--just like any stripper would have!

We left and headed to Whataburger... Now anybody who frequents Whataburger knows how slow they are!
While we were waiting in the drive-thru line (with a cop waiting behind us and a car load of drunk folks w/their heads out of the car, throwing up in front of us) I asked him if his fantasy was fulfilled. He looked at me, with nothing but love in his eyes, and said, "yes babe, thank you! The only thing that could make the night more perfect is if you sucked my balls..."
Without saying another word, I unzipped his pants, pulled his dikk out, and held it firmly as I started sucking his balls in the drive-thru!
Now we're home, and he's passed out on the couch. We were supposed to shower after I "pumped and dumped" (my breast milk) but he fell asleep!
I'd say our night was a success, but much like a lot of the men making it rain in the strip club, I'm going to bed alone tonight.
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Can you change your name on there? These sex stories are kinda goat. :wow:
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yes u can change ur name for 500k alley bux. I loved that feature over there....I use to change my name every week...I was spoiled over there..which is why I love changing my name over here so much. :takedat:

But make sure u buy an immunity package so wont nobody steal ya alleybux :bryan:

I got robbed of all my alleybux in the first month on there. :russ:

I was mad as shyt.
 
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They got smilies over there? :steviej:

We should talk out an annex of them as a sister site. Lawd knows we need all the estrogen we can get around here to balance out this predominant sausage fest.
 
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They got smilies over there? :steviej:

We should talk out an annex of them as a sister site. Lawd knows we need all the estrogen we can get around here to balance out this predominant sausage fest.
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We also can all stand in a straight line and off ourselves one by one Jonestown style. :yes:

Yeah, I like that idea better
 
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I think adding LSA as a sister site would be a good idea @bkdagawd There's a ton of members and we don't nearly have enough men to balance it out with the exception of a few. We also have a multiple login checker so we know if multiple accounts come from the same IP ( I'm looking at you Malcom X 45/Mikhail/Malikom)
 
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