So who was the FIRST THOT?

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OGBIGBOY187 said:
Eve nikka, had a whole man but got enticed by a snake ass nikka and got folks kicked up out the garden:stopitslime:

Nah, homeboy. Twasn't Eve. The first 'thot' had to be Delilah, the chick that got close to Samson to betray him to the Philistines (because they paid her) in Judges 16.

Chick was a straight 'hoe' to the point her name actually means 'faithless one' or 'she swindles' in Hebrew.

Just like most 'thots', nothing happened to her, but the man she was with got caught-up.

Eve's transgression was by duplicity.

Delilah did it knowingly, expecting to be paid for her time, and didn't care about the dude she was with.....just like 'them hoes over there' USUALLY do.​
 

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as one of da oldest nikka on here

this was the 1st THOT i've seen in my life

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Take It In Blood said:
Eve is mythology

First thot was that single cell organism that became a multi cell organism

'Eve' means 'life' and 'strength' in Hebrew so calling her a myth only affects those who believe the text is literal, when the truth of the matter is, theologically, there are many levels of understanding the story.

As far as the 'first' single-celled organism, it wouldn't be a 'thot' as they reproduced asexually. Thots require attention, asexual reproducers don't.

They were the first 'incels'.......yeah, I know that joke was horrible.

I'll see my way out.​
 
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